Chrimb

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Mr. Al, may I call you Weird? In your song “Angry White Boy Polka” you humorously cover System of a Down’s Chop Suey, sung by Serj Tankian. Is it your official stance that Armenians are “white” and what backwards race science, exactly, did you use to determine “whiteness”? You have the stand.

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again

You can tell Craig Kimbrel was always a shit ass fraud because his heart isn’t even in his stupid pose anymore. Just a half hearted arm cock now, washed for half a decade and still getting belt to ass, fuck him forever.

White Sox are young and fun and now a lockout is gonna destroy an entire year of it all because of some rich fuck who owns the Dodgers. Won’t be happy about next year unless they’re dissolved like the USSR was