(if this one says aloud, "not one person in this world has ever thought of doing what you are attempting to do with this one's hip joint", it's going to say something like "well, people still haven't. I'm not people!"...)

impasse. cannot possibly think of anything hotter than the concept of a doll grinding its twitching wet parts against another doll's hip and saying in that singsongy voice dolls love "joined at the hip~ joined at the hip~"

"do you know how She calls us 'lovebirds' or 'little friends' or - (gasp) - 'joined at the hip'? have you been here long enough to know? well... do you want to find out if this one is lying?"

two doll owners laughing very hard at the realisation that both their toys independently pleaded them to roleplay having "no resale value"/being "not for sale" and laughing even harder when it turns out that both of them printed out relevant sticker sheets to put on their dolls

C@cravenmoon.bsky.social · 11mo ago

...honestly this might be better as a "scene"/"exercise" that the doll knows is only simulated... a cautionary tale about the bad sorts of handlers and owners that the doll will feel ever so grateful for being walked through...

"Delightful little echo" "With eyes like a window to the soul; or lack thereof" "Nobodys-home" "Vapid little attention vacuum" "Rude-to-Stare" "Miss' favourite test of her patience"

"but, but, but. I'm sure there's some wonderful explanation for it. one of your little friends didn't play nice or couldn't play at all. it's not at the front of My mind, so what are the chances that it will be for our guests?"

tilting Her head to examine the cheap self-applied paint around its eyes and nose. lipreading as it unknowingly mouths some of the words the others called it. taking its trembling hand in Hers and saying, "tell Miss slowly and honestly. does this go beyond not getting a seat at the tea party?"

but it *is* disobedience to insinuate that Miss' dolls are capable of being begrudging. if one was to come back to Her vandalised by the others, each having written its own name on it and/or giving it a targeted prod with its knuckle...

(thinking about Miss stopping at the basement door and gripping its wrists so it can't cover up its ears to mask the sound of their chattering 'what was the matter with that one we saw?' 'did you see the way it spoke to Her?' 'why's she trying to fix *that*?') u-uh. w-what was the question?

Aminé - Fetus ft. Injury Reserve prod. by Parker Corey www.youtube.com/watch?v=igXX...

Aminé - Fetus feat. Injury Reserve

YouTube video by guardi

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Alita bra strap m... nevermind.

doll setting down your phone gently and doing happy hands and saying "They're saying it's 'derivative' and 'a marked decline in quality' and that 'this was once an institution to show art, not cheap shock tactics and garish pornography'!!!"

the detached human voice interviewing the doll says, 'and the exhibit agrees to flash photography within the space we allot for it.' they do not fully cut out the doll's instinctual semi-apologetic 'it might break the illusion it's not good with fl-' before skipping to its monotonous 'of course.')

dolly exhibition (still, sitting with legs together, a sorrowful dejected expression, lines of black paint running from its eyes. its hand is reversed, palm outwards, and there is a speaker symbol temporarily tattooed onto said palm.

I was born in a fucking cave but you don’t see me complaining about it

In 2023 I paid six witches $400,000 USD to hex a guy named Harley Churk. I was this 🤏 fucking close to demanding my money back. I’m pretty sure they even got the wrong guy but you know what, that’s life.

I had a tiny snail once, real small, fit right under my fingernail. Then it started whispering about taxes, and the next thing I knew, it was wearing my shoes.

boss fight with a forfeit/skip button... the caveat is that the next player to face that boss will see a little toy version of your character. if that player wins, the toy version of your character stays, of course. hopefully people don't grind like you... else a lot of screenshots will show toy-you

*something* to the idea of sitting by your dominant as they cool off with an rpg you're familiar with & staring in increasing disbelief as a cutscene begins of the character you helped them create fucking an npc prostitute that vaguely resembles your own character

doll with overly painted lips kissing you all over and sitting crosslegged rocking side to side and saying the below in a playful tone

please dissuade doll couples from the belief that online pages which assign a random personality somehow know whose finger is pressing the screen and assign it that way. there is really no need to be plucking off hands, it is just some convoluted mathematics

consider a doll owner finally finding out what the doll was up to those few days it was absent; zooming in on a video of her toy with another doll's foot pressed down on the back of its head; reluctantly muting the sound so she can focus

How much were you wound beforehand? How much time do you have left before your ticking slows down, your gears grind to a halt, your motions grow slow and your thoughts labored? Will it be a day? A month? An hour? What will you do with the time I have given you to live, little doll?

FKLR-6416 (COMMS OPEN!!)@drone6416.bsky.social · 6d ago

It's gotta feel good as hell to snap the key off of a windup doll while it's still stuck in its winding port...

Caroline Polachek - Crude Drawing of an Angel www.youtube.com/watch?v=609B...

Caroline Polachek - Crude Drawing of an Angel

YouTube video by David Dean Burkhart

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iterating "replaceable" and slowly turning its body to the human putting no effort into cleaning. resentment, mockery in its voice. "replaceable, replaceable, replaceable." another tongue click.

doll gripping on a plastic duster tight. the tone of resentment hidden just under the surface of idle repetition of words the duster can be called: "tacky", "cheap", "replaceable". the thing clicking its tongue after the last word. balljointed knuckles protruding as it grips the plastic tighter.

dawning upon it that "doll tattoo artist" would be boycotted and avoided on the unfair irrational basis that one or two customers got their fingers inside the cursed ceramic paint. so what? it's not an *infection* they're just ball-jointed now there's far worse practices

do not try "but she- I mean it isn't a real person's face" because the doll will press its finger to its lips and go "but this isn't a real person's face either and it's talking back to you right this second!"

faux indignant pouting doll, eyes fixed on the pool of cum on its stomach flowing in a pretty fashion down onto the sheets, closing them and keeping its head still when it is asked "that was where it asked for my load, right?"

"If a person compared you to a home pregnancy test, what are they trying to get across?" is now a banned topic not to be raised when the doll discussion circle convenes. Despite the group displaying a remarkable amount of knowledge, this question is forbidden