Came across a subreddit for people quitting weed but they are talking about it like it is heroin and like ya ur life is probably empty now and u have nothing to do, but it cant be that bad can it
If ur wicker laundry basket grew arms, legs, and a weiner would u fuck it
what if someone wove a basket that was so sexy it ruined a whole town
how he looks at u when u stop to pick pieces of basket out of ur mouth
rob@ok-but-still.bsky.social · 6d agoi'm done looking at shit for a while
In an incident I absolutely do not recall happening a few weeks ago, one of our very young guests apparently hit Jeremy with a hula hoop, so his grandma said they had to go home. Today he and his brother sent apology cards and a dollar for Jeremy to buy snacks.
How is she rich but her hair looks like this
Crit 🐈🐈@critlin.bsky.social · 5d agoEvery so often a skeleton named Kim shows up to cause problems
There are at least 3 malevolent entities named kim
Crit 🐈🐈@critlin.bsky.social · 5d agoEvery so often a skeleton named Kim shows up to cause problems
Real housewives of New Jersey seasons 1 and 2: bonkers Seasons 3 and 4: teresa is a bitch and that's all
my plug keeps sending ravens that say “i’m but a days ride from the castle” bro you aren’t even in my lord’s many and vast territories
There is a local Crack enthusiast who has been running for mayor for like 20 years and I think they should just let her do it honestly
They did polite sniffing through the gate and no evil 🥹
Crit 🐈🐈@critlin.bsky.social · last wk.My cats are going to see each other through a gate for the first time, pray 4 me
My cats are going to see each other through a gate for the first time, pray 4 me
If ur the guy in my neighbourhood who uses a leaf blower and or a chain saw and or a lawn mower everyday, fuck you
