[In perfect mark specter impression] “THE MOON HAUNTS YOU!” She coughs a bit “The moon also has like 7 gods on it.”
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 13h ago"THE MOON KNOWS WHAT IT DID." "...Not the moon-that's-also-a-woman-who-people-are-thirsting-over-for-some-reason, the OTHER moon. The one that kidnapped me. Unless those are the same moon." As a multiverse traveler, he has no baseline for 'normal' anymore.
"Oh you talk too. Neat. Anyway AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Omegadominus@omegadominus01.bsky.social · yesterdayHer eye twitched, although it wasn't the first time she's been called that, it certainly wasn't going to be the last. "Aren't you just.... SO OBSERVANT."
“Lep I need you to get away from that demon. Also here’s your plushie.”
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 21h ago"Greetings and salutations to the Infinite Multiverse!" "What is this... creature? Contraption?"
She growled back 🐍”The land that was turning into a desert?! The land the people were willing to sacrifice over some petty, stupid war?! The people that would let the innocent starve underfoot if it meant one more ‘enemy’ dead?! You disgust me.” She didn’t mind the cracking clay.
𝓜𝑒𝑟𝒊́ , 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑨𝑡𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑠@hereunderwater.bsky.social · yesterdayMerí materialized in front of her , a hand instantly around rens neck as she reached up to lift her by it . “ you idiot . 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒌 . To the very air . and now the water . And the people . 𝑴𝒚 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 . ”
“Ren if you do that we die.” 🐍”I don’t even know who you are, so I don’t have any hate toward you specifically. All my hate was to the others. The ones that wanted to start a war over something as silly as land.” Thank god Sobek could at least see spirits, she was going to have to protect Ren
𝓜𝑒𝑟𝒊́ , 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑨𝑡𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑠@hereunderwater.bsky.social · 2d ago“ I don't feel like fighting like a god against something that is hardly one . ” The water spoke , A thick black dome of it is forming around the area to block sunlight . She didn't want him seeing . “ get out of the shell so I can see the face I remember when I kill you , and then your family . ”
🐍”Come on out, and fight like a god you goddamn pansy!” “REN I DONT WANNA DROWN!” She’s trying to force the water out, but the pressure was high enough it was all she could focus on
𝓜𝑒𝑟𝒊́ , 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑨𝑡𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑠@hereunderwater.bsky.social · 2d agoThe angry deity is immediately launching herself at ren , and then through a few walls after that . More beast-like than something divine . But the wrath was pure .
🐍”Sobek if we get out of this alive I’m going to put you in some Pocket God contraption.” She’s glad to got everyone she could out of the house. The only one left was Nyarla, who was floating on the couch
𝓜𝑒𝑟𝒊́ , 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑨𝑡𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑠@hereunderwater.bsky.social · 2d agoOh look at that , water is flooding their house at a muuuuuch faster rate than before . Almost as if it was sinking .
“Ren why are you so pressed about this? Isn’t this like ancient history.” 🐍”YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH OLD SPORT-“ “…Gaaatsby.” She proceeds to get pistol whipped “OWWW!”
He has dropped what is effectively Kratos into the enemy forces over a stuffed animal of himself Luckily she can make her way back, there’s just gonna be a lot of bodies
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 2d ago*VWORP* "Uh, okay! You'll be jumping into a base of colonialist imperialists who seek to impose a militaristic monoculture on conquered species, so, uh, have fun!"
Name: Omega Species: Nuntius Lapsus Vacui Age: 26 human years (42 in species years) Gender: Hermaphrodite Height: 16.7 meters (top of sail) 12.1 meters (back) Length: 21.3 meters (23 meters including horns and tail spikes) Weight: 14 metric tons -
“IS THAT A MUTHAFUCKING DINOSAUR WE STILL HAVE THOSE?! I THOUGHT I KILLED THEM ALL!”
“I HAND SEWED THAT BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE IT MAN! SEND ME AFTER IT!”
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 2d ago"...Uh, sorry. To be fair, enough of our interactions end in physical and/or magical violence to warrant my suspicion." Meanwhile, the Katzenartig Imperium analyzes the plushie and is just really confused.
"Love is in the air?" *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* "WRONG! PURPLE MIST!"
🐍"WHO DID IT WHO BROUGHT THE ATLANTIANS BACK?! THE ONLY ONES SAFE FROM MY WRATH LIVE IN GEORGIA!"
i fuck dudes then get stoned, i'm out the old testament.
"NOOOO WHAT DID YOU DO?!" She has given his enemies a plushie in his likeness. she wanted it to be a suprise
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 2d agoHe has his robot send the box through a portal, redirecting it to a Katzenartig Imperium outpost where whatever-it-is is now *his enemies' problem.*
NEVER DISCOVER WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN WORTH TO ME
She’s rolling an Undistinguishable black box toward him on a skateboard “Hi Lep, open this box please.”
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 2d ago"Greetings and salutations to the Infinite Multiverse!"
“OH IM SORRY, IS ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES A GALLON A BAD FUEL RATIO, OR ARE YOU PULLING MIRACLES OUT OF YOUR ASS?!”
Blue Dream@bluedreamrp.bsky.social · 3d ago"You were running an engine on souls in this economy..." ...i meeeeeeeean...
“Well because someone made the Sobek Mobile not cool anymore, I decided to get a new car.” She’s in an invisible car…
Emerging from the reader’s closet “Man, I thought being gay was the only thing you could hide in these things but boy was I wrong!” Oh god the closet is ticking-
“Well guys, I got the Sobekmobile back from the impound, but I got told it’s not ‘road legal’ and can’t ’run on the souls of crocodiles I’ve absorbed’ because of some emissions standard. Anyone want a car for 2 k?”
“KHONSHU YOU FUCKING DICK!”
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Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 6d ago"Whew, my work is done! Now, time to kick back and debug my four-digit modlis-" *Is kidnapped by the moon* "-ARGLEBARGLE!"
some nerd out there saying "domain expansion: malevolent backshots" to his wife rn while YOU are single
“You fuckers have given me brainrot I was reading an old spell that helps with dementia and I saw a freedom motif, fucked it up by laughing, and turned someone’s grandpa into a snail.”
“Lep has a mech…” Oh god the scheming gears in her head are turning.
“Today’s my cheat day, so I shot a guy mid sword duel.”
She pulls out something that looks like a gas station puddle, chugs it, and proceeds to burp a fireball a few feet above her head “I can do far more than you.”
― 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐀𝐗𝐄@deathoncall.bsky.social · last wk."Oh, c'mon. Don't tell me you're a fuckin' pussy?" Silvia leaned forward slightly, eying the [READER]. "Or are you just scared I'ma outdrink you?"
