Me: thinking I should replace a few easily replaceable parts on my five year old grill. *Sees what Weber charges for parts* Or maybe I should just consider buying a whole new grill. This is stupid.
Seeing the President fall asleep in the middle of public events should be a major story, yet somehow it isn’t.
Apple: we're a $5 trillion company! Also Apple: So, we need to increase the monthly subscription fee on our awful music service.
Just watched somebody learn the hard way why you don't use the inside lane of a roundabout next to a semi.
Not me closing multiple tickets from an unresponsive coworker with a comment that includes "please create a new ticket if this work actually needs completed."
I hope we have been keeping up on our forestry maintenance. www.accuweather.com/en/weather-f...
Heat dome to deliver extreme temperatures, high wildfire risk to West
Dangerous heat will expand across California and the Southwest as a heat dome settles over the West, sending highs well above the historical average and increasing wildfire danger.
accuweather.com
Man, if only the US would’ve done more forestry maintenance these sort of things wouldn’t happen. www.accuweather.com/en/weather-n...
Thousands of lightning strikes spark new wildfires across Oregon
The AccuWeather Lightning Network detected more than 3,600 lightning strikes Wednesday within a 100-mile radius of Juniper Canyon in Central Oregon.
accuweather.com
A friend sent me a reel of one of these on Instagram. The description does not mention it’s a tiny vacuum that holds it onto the wall, so my cats are terrified of it.
Probably not the organizatoin whose acronym is in the middle of the number, Linda.
I probably put way too much trust in the mute indicator while in meetings where everybody interrupts and talks over each other.
Closing a spreadsheet where you copy six cells. Excel: WAIT! You copied a lot of info to your clipboard. Are you sure?!?! Closing a spreadsheet were you copy tens of thousands of rows. Excel: Okay.
My manager's birthday is next Tuesday. I need ideas of something to do that tops the time she had a big leak under her car.
Why does every airline's booking process feel like it's on a server with a 56k dialup connection?
Football fans in Gaza express support for Spain in showdown with Argentina, citing Spanish solidarity with Palestinians.
Gaza cheers for Spain as World Cup final anticipation mounts
Football fans in Gaza express support for Spain in showdown with Argentina, citing Spanish solidarity with Palestinians.
aljazeera.com
As he tries to destroy it. I hope the winners don't show up. '“It turned out we were a soccer country, and I think it’s going to remain,” Trump said Friday at a FIFA reception at Trump Tower in New York City. “This has really brought the world together.”' apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump celebrates the World Cup as a US victory as he prepares to present trophy to the winning team
President Donald Trump is set to present the World Cup trophy to the winner of Sunday’s final between Argentina and Spain.
apnews.com
It's amazing how my health insurance portal does not have any sort of login timeout. It has been a couple weeks since I last logged in, including clearing browser cookies/cache and a system reboot, only to still have to tell it to close the prior session when I login today.
Team lead: "Sorry, I didn't see you put a meeting on my calendar for 9am." Me: Weird you didn't notice when you were sending emails at 10:57 last night.
There are not too many things more disgusting than changing your bathroom faucet or toilet. Be sure to have old towels because you're not using those again.
