But is the ZOOXSHX brand oversized novelty matcha whisk i ordered ok? bsky.app/profile/apne...
The Associated Press@apnews.com · 14h agoBREAKING: At least five people are dead after an Amazon cargo plane barreled off the runway at the Miami airport and smashed into cars, sheriff says.
hmm i would probably reassign what the "top stories" are here, but that's me
The city has repeatedly fucked up my license so now I’m in the system no less than 3 times with different birthdates and I get called for jury duty every other month
Rich kid became a PR guy, then decided he was a tech guy, then decided he'd anoint himself the #1 anti-AI guy on the basis of corporate financing. I'd probably listen to somebody who actually does this stuff and isn't a con artist www.vanityfair.com/story/ed-zit...
He Did Tech PR. Now He Rails Against AI for a Living.
Ed Zitron isn’t concerned about our AI revolution turning into a murder-robot nightmare. He’s warning that the companies involved are spending insane amounts of money that they will never make back—an...
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The nastiest New Yorkers aren’t working at investment banks, they’re in the stands at the US Open
Actually i have seen a newspaper story about this three times a month every month for the last seven years
When the Pumpkin Spice Latte first came out I was like oh damn this is good, but then everyone decided it was Gay, and then a new generation decided actually it was good, but now I can’t get one because it’s 2700 calories
I’m sure she’s nice and she’s easy on the eyes but I’m going to need people to stop talking about Inde Navarrette for 6-8 weeks
Saw a comedian doing a bit like “oh you think your dog is your widdle baby? You buy it a coat? It’s a fuckin dog!” Ok, well dogs dont have bizarre sexual perversions or get addicted to cocaine. Also, my dog has health insurance.
I think that when Yoko Ono said “Woman is the [N] of the World” she probably could have phrased that in a different way
that hong lady losing seems like a real blow to the fox news communist takeover narrative. but i guess they'll just say the guy who won is a radical communist
Jay Caspian Kang is a guy who wrote book (one) for Brooklyn libs and only has name recognition among Brooklyn libs but thinks it not possible for him to be a lib because he watches 90 minutes of basketball a week
they shouldn't have elected the candidate who won. frankly they shouldn't have elected the candidate who came in second. they should have elected one of the candidates who totally sucked ass and had no chance...that's the one who can win, and it's called thinking strategically
I moved to Michigan two months ago and just today found out I have accidentally dedicated my life to canvassing for a guy named Al Sayed. He’s running for comptroller or something. This is a disaster
To explore this topic we asked the most representative single mom, particularly in this field
Israel comes to me in my dreams….and it’s wearing a bikini. Yowza
As someone who could be a woman of color (you can’t prove otherwise), I feel unsafe because Caitlin Clark got fouled or something
In some fancy office buildings there are people who walk around with rags on poles buffing dress shoe scuff marks off the marble floors. That would be my job at the leftist commune
I love to show off my incredible beach body after giving birth to three children
You don’t have to say “slop bowl”. You can just be like nah I’m not saying that and regain a little bit of dignity
I just saw the DeChambeau thing and “lol”. Very clearly a dumb guy who wants to be smart, and then other dumb people started telling him he is smart, and now he thinks everyone but him is dumb
