cryptoph.eth
@cryptoph.bsky.social
Musician, mediocre day trader, milady satire account for tax purposes
You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
I told you all that it was the best meme coin ever 10x ago. I want it to be known that I posted a 10x play on Bluesky.
hi bluesky. life is great but life really do be like this sometimes.
people were goatse-ing each other on here as a joke last week and now they're panicking about frog pfps. i feel like i'm losing my mind lmao. where'd the nuance this platform was gonna enable go to lol
fuck the Austin police union, Viper was so right when he said that cops can't read
thinking about Viper again
posture check + water check + what have you done lately to accomplish your goals check + chores check + laundry on the floor check + trash on your computer desk check + last time you vacuumed check + when is the last time you broke a sweat check + i believe in you
So I don't drink alcohol, haven't for like 10 years, but i've recently gotten into non alcoholic beer and spirits. This one I really like. Distilled fermented hemp with wormwood and some orange, saffron, ginger, and sage. P good. Similar to absinthe but less liquorish.
i am a model seeder of early social network communities and can be trusted with more invite codes
i am a model seeder of early social network communities and can be trusted with more invite codes
Found out recently that i'm slightly allergic to Mangos, which sucks, because I love Mangos. Does this mean I can't vape mango juul pods anymore? Will they give me hives? only one way to find out...
I used to fill up and empty out a lot of these bags. I started taking pictures of the ones I find on sidewalks. This one is a classic Chicago Bag. Post office in the loop next to the fed building. https://opensea.io/collection/bagzbycryptoph
okay if I post my pnl on here is it the same as if I post it on twitter? will the trade instantly reverse on me?
I'm just gonna post Milady memes on here until I have over 100 beautiful miladies following me.
So I do this thing where I take pictures of drug baggies I see on the sidewalk. I've decided to turn my weird hobby into an nft project. Check it out. I used to fill up and empty out a lot of these baggies, so they hold a special place in my heart. https://opensea.io/collection/bagzbycryptoph
MILADY SCHELLING POINT POST LIKE AND RETWEET TO FIND MILADY
Bluesky = cool dad who lets you get away with whatever as long as you don’t tell mom. Doesn’t have any food at the house. Lives a simple life. Twitter = overprotective mother who is always wine drunk. Has a cool house with tons of snacks. Always on vacation.
Oh so it's like the bird app but only the cool connected people are on here. That's a pretty big improvement, imo.