cryptoph.eth

@cryptoph.bsky.social

Musician, mediocre day trader, milady satire account for tax purposes

posture check + water check + what have you done lately to accomplish your goals check + chores check + laundry on the floor check + trash on your computer desk check + last time you vacuumed check + when is the last time you broke a sweat check + i believe in you

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So I don't drink alcohol, haven't for like 10 years, but i've recently gotten into non alcoholic beer and spirits. This one I really like. Distilled fermented hemp with wormwood and some orange, saffron, ginger, and sage. P good. Similar to absinthe but less liquorish.

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Found out recently that i'm slightly allergic to Mangos, which sucks, because I love Mangos. Does this mean I can't vape mango juul pods anymore? Will they give me hives? only one way to find out...

Bluesky = cool dad who lets you get away with whatever as long as you don’t tell mom. Doesn’t have any food at the house. Lives a simple life. Twitter = overprotective mother who is always wine drunk. Has a cool house with tons of snacks. Always on vacation.