Claude M. Schrader

@cschrader.bsky.social

Fifth generation Philadelphian, mixed-race black man and Devops Engineer. Currently into GIS, data analysis, urban and environmental issues. He/him. 🏏🎺 #python | #gis | #devops | #linux | #terraform | #philly

I used to work at a company whose primary service was called cloudcast. One day, a customer called support asking why it now says buttcast when he logs in. The resolution was “issue resolved by uninstalling cloud-to-butt”

Mikey P@mikeyp.net · 2mo ago

I need an updated version of the classic "cloud to butt" browser extension that replaces "Github stars" with "Useless Internet points" I literally refuse to read and block anyone that claims "Github stars" are in anyway useful or meaningful in any way.

The moral panic is the lazy response. It treats every teenager as presumptively damaged by the same thing, ignores what teenagers actually report about their own experiences, and papers over the reality that the kids who need help will still need help after social media is regulated into oblivion

andy jabbour@andyjabbour.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Social media is ruining society like D&D, rock n' roll, rap, MTV, etc., did‼️ Reality check: the data is 'not a signal of a generation-defining mental health catastrophe. That’s barely distinguishable from a rounding error.' - @masnick.com cc @enbrown.bsky.social www.techdirt.com/2026/04/21/t...

Same thing in Philly with cheesesteaks. People always ask where the best cheesesteak is. Just go to whatever corner store is closest. They’re all good, and you can also get plantain chips, a phone charger, and a swisher.

Erin Biba@erinbiba.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Some Jersey diners are “famous” or are written up as “best diners in Jersey” and have lines to get in. Don’t go to those. Those are trash. Just go to any random diner that happens to be close to you. That’s the best diner.