starting a gc with 99 of my favorite bloomfs then leaving so yall can talk about how annoying i am and how you secretly all hate me 😍
Birth Month Dum Cump
@eepybruh.bsky.social
Critics describe as “so graphic yet so heartwarming” 📍 PHL ➡️ DFW 📸 @kearn_s
discover and popular with friends feeds down who let Jakey Bakey chew the wires?
Distressed Cat
ALT: Distressed Cat
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This is gross behavior… like who drinks zero sugar ginger ale?? 🤢
gm doing bumps of splenda while my coffee brews just to feel something today
bf did not do his job of not letting me get a new car today so now I got a new car today
call me old yeller cause I’m begging to take a few rounds out back
need this caffeine to wear off before I skeet something truly unhinged
chugged an iced coffee and now I’m buzzing who wants to do something crazy??
don’t wait for me I’m not coming don’t wait I’m not coming with you 🙂↔️
I’m learning that fslurs love getting hit by cars. has anyone studied this?
if I were to go somewhere in August, where would i go?
summer’s almost over and no one has spit tequila in my mouth yet 😔
only 4 workouts in July!? damn hevy you could’ve rounded up or something
gm have you all checked your spot on the AI usage leaderboards this morning? remember the company has dumped millions Claude to repla— I mean improve efficiency!
get to know your bloomfs! name: shane patrick age: young enough to play a high schooler on tv zodiac sign: cunt 💅 bday: coming up 🎁 fav musical artists: @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social @jakeismaking.bsky.social country: shania twain dream job: rich fav colour: 🌱🩲🦎 fav season: mating birth year: 19💥
Sam 🎉@anoddgeography.bsky.social · last wk.get to know your bloomfs! name: sam 🎉 age: older than you'd think, younger than my parents zodiac sign: gopissgirl bday: party fav musical artists: alvin & the chipmunks after simon leaves country: naur dream job: top model fav colour: wood fav season: all stars 2 birth year: a lady never tells
starting a running club but instead of running we drink too much at brunch and plan trips abroad 🏃♂️💨