More specifically I need to work on letting large men know that I want them to sit on me. uwu
When a horny gremlin creature goes face hugger on a much larger victim
"Would the owner of a silver Tacoma move their car? You're blocking a driveway." Well, that's not me. Five minutes later: "CORRECTION would the owner of a car with a sticker that reads "I want to kiss every bug but my lips are too strong" please move your vehicle" OH SHIT THAT'S ME-
What if one day i'm accused of using ai and i'm pressured to share my refs and upload a nude I took to figure out the lighting and ppl say "not as voluptuous as I imagined!"
Do you think they called them pumas after the clothing brand???
Occasionally reminded of people that were once in my orbit, but the pull of gravity just can't keep them there. It is what it is.
PROMOTING THIS AGAIN!!! decided to extend the sale cuz you guys turned up last time!!! DM ME! (paypal only)
The video Hyacinth & I spent months scripting & editing is finally out on YouTube! Let's talk about some 2025 #FurryMusic releases that you might have missed! youtu.be/wHarUKXz1WA
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
googling the 12 principles of animation to make the balls slap
is an unemployment subplot in a gay furry porn comic a recession indicator
Taking applications for someone to wring out a rag in a basin at my bedside and gently dab my forehead, slowly shaking your head at anyone who comes in the room to ask how I'm doing.
Them, flirting: "So what kinda stuff are you into? 😏" Uhhh..
Yokozuna Banzai Drop
ALT: Yokozuna Banzai Drop
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first one is hopping on the my9games.net/en trend, I would say those are the most formative as in "this is why I'm like this", second one is topsters.org which is more like "favorites of all time", both have their insights
Always glad to see Love Match get some love; also I had not noticed until today that this is basically the "guy walking with his gf looking over his shoulder at another girl" meme in furry book cover form. 🤣
Brixton the RealtFur 🐺🏡@realtfur.bsky.social · last mo.Okay so I wasn’t sure about this series only because I know NOTHING about tennis but WOW! @kyellgold.com really captured the essence of what made me fall in love with OOP and captivated me with Rocky and Marquize’s characters and the expansion of the Forrester Universe. I am so excited for book 2!😍
Cum early? Switching to your strap-on is faster than reloading.
kicking micros around willy nilly but whenever it happens they immediately have the consistency of a beanie baby until they get back up
