Cunt Plates
@cuntplates.bsky.social
Finding the worst vanity & private number plates.
In broad daylight! 🙈 HK is Over, Stephen Roach said. Not if we turn it into a nudist colony... #HKnumberplates
B055 BSD. Another croc-wearing dickhead wanting to join the boss plate cunt club. Passing the YPLAC test with top marks @yplac.bsky.social
CE06 GGG. Raising the 'BO55' game into a new cunt tier. Must be the CEO of signing on in a motability Mach e
There's a huge group of Renault-driving cunts with 'CL10' plates. Could dedicate a whole account to them
Department of Redundancy Department’s official department car automobile
LA54 GNE. Another one I almost let through, but the cunt had to fuck around with the letter spacing for effect. In the bin with you.
BOS 555S. Final form of the cunt 'boss' plate. We did consider the fact it wasn't illegally spaced, but it didn't need to be. Cunt
Can't quite make it out, but the letter spacing and parking are reading high on the cunt-o-meter
Oooh full test of agility in all areas... or, and here me out here, an excellent opportunity to practice slalom in a spike-wheeled chariot. Just a thought. If you zoom in on the turquoise(?) thing, a) BMW, b) @cuntplates.bsky.social. For all abandoned on the pavements? #YPLAC
@yplac.bsky.social Excellent parking in Durham today ideal agility test for guide dogs and wheel chair users
G63. The kind of useless twat that has 'shirt' written on their t shirt, and 'cunt' on their forehead.
W1 KEO. Thick cunt can't spell, and their only talent appears to be illegally changing letters so they look like something else. It's on a Cayman now, a fitting footnote to a pathetic narrative.
NES 5A. So much cunt in this photo, you need to be over 18 to legally look at it. Get 'em @yplac.bsky.social
Plate cost 30 grand, in 1990. Of course it's now on a 2018 Focus.