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You park like a c*nt

@yplac.bsky.social

Sharing the worst of parking. Complimentary to the original from the other place: https://bsky.app/profile/therealyplac.bsky.social - follow them! Submissions by email if you want to stay anonymous. YPLACbluesky - at - gmail . com

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 2h ago

Bo55 cunt. #YPLAC

Cunt Plates@cuntplates.bsky.social · 13h ago

B055 BSD. Another croc-wearing dickhead wanting to join the boss plate cunt club. Passing the YPLAC test with top marks @yplac.bsky.social

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 2d ago

🎶 You cunt you, yeah, yeah, yeah 🎵 #YPLAC

Westengland@westengland.bsky.social · 2d ago

@yplac.bsky.social You may know already but the front cover of *Abbey Road*, an LP by The Beatles (a popular rock combo from yesteryear) has photographic evidence of flagrant PLACing on the eponymous amply-wide highway in St John's Wood, London as far back as August 1969:

*Abbey Road* |Front Cover | The Beatles |1969.

< *Wikipedia*

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 2d ago

BMW ✅ @cuntplates.bsky.social ✅ Abandoned ✅ Cunt ✅ #YPLAC

@sturmyarcher3.bsky.social · 2d ago

Parked or ... @yplac.bsky.social

Car nowhere near inside the designated parking bay

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 2d ago

Audi? Audi. Cunt? Cunt. #YPLAC

pedalpedant.bsky.social@pedalpedant.bsky.social · 2d ago

Parked almost wholly on the pavement and the remains of what was once a grass verge, facing into the direction of oncoming traffic, IN A BUS STOP!! Bloody hell. @yplac.bsky.social #yplac

An Audi parked almost wholly on pavement and the dried mud remains of a grass verge in a bus stop

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 2d ago

WANKPANZER KLAXON!! #YPLAC

Pharmacist on a Pushbike@ppushbike.bsky.social · 3d ago

An off-road vehicle in its natural habitat.

A Land Rover Defender (the modern bloated version) parked at the side of the road with two wheels on the pavement (taking up half the pavement). It is also blocking an advisory cycle lane (aka a strip of paint).

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 3d ago

Oooh full test of agility in all areas... or, and here me out here, an excellent opportunity to practice slalom in a spike-wheeled chariot. Just a thought. If you zoom in on the turquoise(?) thing, a) BMW, b) @cuntplates.bsky.social. For all abandoned on the pavements? #YPLAC

@caiuspompeymagnus.bsky.social · 4d ago

@yplac.bsky.social Excellent parking in Durham today ideal agility test for guide dogs and wheel chair users

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 3d ago

Oh you absolute twat. All of the ticks in all of the boxes. #YPLAC

Cunt Plates@cuntplates.bsky.social · 5d ago

NES 5A. So much cunt in this photo, you need to be over 18 to legally look at it. Get 'em @yplac.bsky.social

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 5d ago

Once more, the @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social reign supreme. Pay your respects, driver. Unfortunately, #YPLAC

Plashing Vole@plashingvole.bsky.social · 6d ago

Fine bollard action in response to parking on a traffic-calming measure, @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social and @yplac.bsky.social

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 6d ago

Nothing to add. Lovely work. #YPLAC

Allan@allan-pinder.bsky.social · 6d ago

This isn't just any cunt parking over the drop kerb, it's an M&S cunt parking over a drop kerb. (It is there lol). @yplac.bsky.social

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 6d ago

Submission by email. Stockport. There's a parking bay. There's a pavement. The driver has chosen to mount the kerb. Why? Because he (and it'll be a he) is a cunt. #YPLAC

A car mounted on the pavement and not in the fucking parking bay. I mean, how fucking hard can it be?? Wanker.

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · last wk.

I had to double check that this was parked. There was no driver on it. It was parked like this. No, really. For fucks sake. #YPLAC doesn't seem strong enough for this. #YPLAAFC?

My so called hypothetical Life 🏳️‍⚧️@janeykb.bsky.social · last wk.

‘There’s space for you ‘ But no space for pedestrians apparently @yplac.bsky.social

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · last wk.

Worth following @cuntplates.bsky.social for this alone.

Cunt Plates@cuntplates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Call a dcogtor, I'm hvaing a steork

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · last wk.

#Wankpanzer KLAXON - Barely fits in the space AND on cunt plates. Twat. (Do give @cuntplates.bsky.social a follow) #YPLAC

Cunt Plates@cuntplates.bsky.social · 2w ago

111 RR. Cuntish enough on a roller, but unacceptable on a fucking range rover

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · last wk.

Signage going well then... #YPLAC

Two cars parked/abandoned in front of gates with many "no parking / 24 hour access required" type of signs. Literacy clearly not their strong point.

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · last wk.

Oh mate intensifies. Building a children's home on 16 (sixteen) parking spaces does not equal invading a country and, y'know, doing a genocide. But... Parking matters I suppose #YPLAC

Powerbang Gaming Says 'Mate Dude!'

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Claire McNab@2legged.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy · last wk.

@kayfourbee.bsky.social Local authority decision would exacerbate local reource shortage. But instead of seeing a better decision which doesn't create a resources crisis, your preferred solution is to tell people to eff off. That sounds liks the Netanyahu approach to urban planning […]

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · last wk.

Good lord.

Oh Mate Jack

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Claire McNab@2legged.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy · 2w ago

@jonnelledge.bsky.social That is a shockingly aggressive and bullying response to people with a legitimate grievance There is clearly a severe parking problem in the area, and the proposal would clearly exacerbate it significantly. The decision to build on the car oark appears to be a choice […]

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · last wk.

#Vanker! #YPLAC

Aidan Skinner@aidan.skinner.me.uk · last wk.

This guy was my favourite from this week

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · last wk.

Hey, equal opportunities here. Parking like a cunt isn't limited to four wheels. Scunter. #YPLAC

RupertDandy@rupertdandy.bsky.social · last wk.

One for @yplac.bsky.social spotted outside the local supermarket … I’ll just park my shitty retro lambretta in the clear walkway zone between two disabled parking bays #yplac #Ramsgate

Shitty retro Lambretta parked like a cunt in a car park

Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Call a dcogtor, I'm hvaing a steork

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · last wk.

I feel this deserves honourable mention. Not because they're parking like cunts *at this moment*, but they're protesting like cunts about their parking facilities. In which they quite probably park like cunts. #YPLAC

Jonn Elledge@jonnelledge.bsky.social · 2w ago

I feel like the way of dealing with such behaviour is to look these people right in the eye and say, very gently, "You think your right to park matters more than homes these children?" Then when they reply just repeat it with slightly different emphasis.

You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · last wk.

Is it, and you'll forgive the predictable nature of this question, because he's a cunt? Yes. Yes it is. #YPLAC

Steve@lollercake.bsky.social · 2w ago

@therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social The above, in video form: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M24... If he needed "just one minute", why on EARTH would be take the extra time to re-block the cycle lane..?!