The Lonely Inventor
@curlylarryand.moe
Birdie, First Woman General of the Awesome Army
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
you ever think about how you've listened to so much good music
it's okay to jerk your shiny happy penis to michael stipe
sometimes it's in your reach and you just gotta grasp it, just grasp it
i've got a chip on my shoulder, i got my head up my ass, i get high on my supply... and that's okay ^v^
oh, you guys haven't heard about the cheeto cam in the white house ? yeah, someone hid a cheeto in white house
i can't stop muttering "super mario's super penis" to myself
when you're 12 you might need an internet video to tell you that boys can dance and still like girls, and that's okay :-)
steven spielberg shouldn't be allowed to have good actors in his movies
Ma'am, didn't mean to snoop, but that song you were singing... well, uh, I was just wondering... ah shit uh [tearing up, swallowing hard] does he make it? The itsty bitsy spider?
i have no choice but to post dark sadie, hit like or else
it's time i finally come out and say it... i've actually been nonbinary this whole time, and i owe you androgyny... with interest