This is like when your mom calls and says, "Mrs Williams, that kind old lady who lived down the street and used to give you cookies she'd made just for you on Halloween died, " and you're like, wait, didn't I already go to her funeral?
Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 19h agoEA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest
My mom kept calling Haley Stevens "Jillian" for reasons none of us could figure out until my brother saw on her computer that she'd been watching Workaholics.
(Jay Z) she call me a hobbit but I'm not a halfling big feats in bed, I ain't giving her no ring
She called me Frodo because I got bad hobbits: smoke like Bilbo, drink like Merry, ball like Pippin.
[Cops banging down the door] open up sir! Sir! You're under arrest. [Me, cowering] you guys have to go away or act less scary! I'm getting so scared I might throw up! [Detective] where are the bodies, you sick fuck?!? [Me, gagging] oh great! Here it comes! These pants are vintage!
Boss keeps nominating me for awards but not telling me, so people come up and say, "hey better luck next time," but I just think they're talking about my appearance or performance, which is, frankly, abysmal.
A little throwback to these fake album covers for a fake band. The name Geteit Chemosit was lifted from M. John Harrison's The Pastel City and the logo was designed by @andriylukin.bsky.social
We've discovered the millenial "drinking from the hose" and it fucking sucks even worse.
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d agoIt’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
The movie is called Psycho because it's psychotic to steal money from work
Sadly, many of you will be first against the wall at Applebees, suffering the dogs death you deserve.
Reduced to an old man absolutely sure the neighborhood scamps are fucking with your grass.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoTrump: “I disagree 100% with Jeanine Pirro on the Reflecting Pool. I don’t know what she was thinking? To me, it was a pure case of VANDALISM, that included the grass, which had a big 86 47 emblazoned …There may have been some contractor difficulty, but major damage was caused by VANDALS!”
And the "Ass and Tits, Chicago Style"... how is that prepared?
Community News: My husband is still looking for any college students home from summer, high school students or convicted criminals on which he may train his executioner's blade lest it turn against his daimyo and bite him like a stray dog.
they're taking you down in the comments, and making love to you and promising you a beautiful life together. bro
I dont like the way Galadriel is looking at Frodo. Someone needs to get the littles away from this white woman.
Extremely niche opinion but Kingdom Death Monster would probably be a lot more fun if you ditched the figures and turned it into a card game.
Every woman has a girlfriend who looks like this and wants to ruin her life
In high school, trying to hook up with Talia al Ghul by offering her weed but Ras al Ghul shows up and she's like, "oh my god, daddy's here" and makes space for him on the coach and he keeps dropping hints that he would love to "smoke hashish."
I have no confidence in this whole dark sun reboot, but I would like someone to tell Stephen Glicker to stop using the phrase "hard R" youtube.com/watch?v=S7T2...
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[Smiling beatifically] no, Josie, it's been the great honor of my life to spend this week with your fat American children
Old sentai are so cool. Some guy was like, "what does a demon general look like" and this is what they come up with.
Tokusatsu GIFs@tokugifs.bsky.social · 6d agoKamen Rider Stronger (1975) Episode 37
The problem with any hallucinogen that lasts as long as a car trip is that, like a car trip, you get out of the hut, stretch your legs and think everyone wants to hear about the congestion on the Connecticut stretch of I95.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6d agolol
Sephiroth: (appearing suddenly in Cloud’s field of view and it’s unclear in Barret and Aerith can see him) I just saw Odyssey, man do I have a lot thoughts about it and Christopher Nolan. This is going to be a long one 1/? Cloud: (doubled over in agony)
It rules how washed these people are.
Jacob Hausdorf@jhausdorf.bsky.social · 6d agoPresented without words
