its funny to have an ex-president that's a kinda petty cloutchaser

would you still love me if i weren't a worm?

watching my son get obliterated in filicide chat

i appreciate grotesqueries but theres too much of it lately even for my taste. it shouldnt be everywhere

(confusing LMFAO for a vague memory of Milli Vanilli): didnt you hear? LMFAO are fake. they didnt exist

my parents generation will complain about how crude rap is and then boogie to a smash hit from when they were in high school called "funking you raw"

just came across an awesome name: "Mafalda Minnozzi". hats off to you, Mafalda

its simple: if a food vaguely resembles a brain, it improves cognitive function

Before he was Mr. Bean, he was: BEAN

half baked thought but its weird that the most salient case i can think of of someone extending their artform into the creation of a religion is l ron hubbard with his schlocky scifi stuff. its like if the only person to have done a wagnerian opera cycle did it about marvel slop

i resent that katy perry has been living my dreams: being put in a tube and shot into space

i met Mr. Rude Bitch and he was actually a pretty nice guy

("do you have prince albert in a can" voice): do you have katy perry in a bottle?

this is what being a guy is all about

CREAM BEAN

may i piss and shit in your "water closet"?

(emerging from your closet): make yourself at home

(knocking on your window): can you explain your post to me?

asking a clumsy person if Mr. Bean is their hero

every highschool bio teacher: and now we'll take a short break from whatever we were covering to torture a paramecium together. its important we do this for some reason. its like a ritual in our culture. if you get turned on during it you have the calling to be a surgeon

a paramecium is so ignorant

those bananas made such a big deal about getting to wear pajamas all the time. big whoop

i think maybe instead of everyone spending half the time online and half the time in the real world, half of us should only live only and the other half can only live in the real world. except for a few ambassadors that can cross over to inform

what if zoomers somehow got into "Mind of Mencia"? what then?

trying to explain to my wife that the Engelbert Humperdinck hologram is just as good but she's not having it. she wants the kim kardashian dad hologram, plus Tony got Barb one...

Edwin from the cul de sac is planning on calling his son "Godmode". i told him he can't do that but he says its up to him. that it's his baby

you should be ashamed of yourself for participating in "discourse". im embarrassed just for mentioning it

imagining a guy that has one of those posters with all the toxic masculinity archetypes and its got the joker, walter white, don draper, and sheldon

medieval guy on his phone laughing his ass off at a short-form video of a deacon sitting closer to the head of the table than a bishop

este es mi homúnculo, debo mantenerlo en un estado de miseria perpetua o si no se rebelará contra mi tiranía freudiana

worm@rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 2w ago

extremely normal guy voice: I cloned myself so I can become my own blood boy.