Nothing's new under the sun but "Ceremonial shag carpet portal auto-fellatio" is I think the closest I've gotten to a truly original thought.
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they/them, +30 - ENG|SPN - i truly will ship anything at this point and it will always be a bit rancid 🔞‼️
#whumptober 2026 - Day 25 - Living Weapon pov: you just threatened Xiao-Jiu in front of the sect leader
NEW THOUGHT TLJ: I will surrender if each of the great sects surrenders an Immortal Master to face the judgement of my nephew He means its the Bachelor. Everyone else assumes an execution or trial. SQQ volunteers because ZZL will judge him the least harshly.
Shy, necromancerphiliac 🐍🥚@ovipositionary.bsky.social · 4d ago*mulan i liiiiiive.gif* Obviously Zhushen Bachelor AU is amazing. I think we also need to consider Tianlan-Jun going "I will be happy to put my armies away if I can kill the old palace master and also Peak Lord Shen marries my nephew."
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nasty little man. wretched naughty little monster.
I think of you vote bolsonaro Michiko Malandro should personally shoot you in the dick
There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more
Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app · 2d agoSocial media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?
It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.
I think someone is misbehaving in class... (Amnesiac Fangxin guoshi x amnesiac young lord Hua) #hualian
How do I now draw essek fingering his cunt now like...... what did Matt expect me specifically to do six years after that campaign started other than that?
Kelemvorite goth girl jorking it at the cemetery. A dnd NPC, my Eilistraeean knight boy's girl
Yes! They're even environmentalists and try to not waste water by showering together!
dumbasses but in color (no bluesky this isn't porn, they're just cuddling without clothes)
Dad-figure Binghe and Son-figure Hua Cheng. They are a normal family obviously
Kelemvorite goth girl jorking it at the cemetery. A dnd NPC, my Eilistraeean knight boy's girl
a beautiful boy on his back for you, but ☝️ no touching
It's Kinktober, so here's an alt version that had some more intense self-bondage 😇