Oh thank god, I was so worried I wouldn't be able to find SUGARCANE juice without a ton of added sugar

Who wants to hear my take on a primary election in a state I don't live in?

My dog is making me go to bed

Ngl it's pretty funny when you see a bird walking & they trip & eat shit. They always look embarassed & indignant

Don't mind the sheet hanging in the corner, I'm going back there for totally normal not disgusting reasons, keep enjoying your dinners

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

I don't like bluesky showing who liked posts even if you aren't specifically looking. Why?

Accidentally hit one of my crow friends in the face with a tossed peanut. It still took the peanut so hopefully I didn't fuck up too bad

I dislike when "news" does the "here's what the public has to say" & then doesn't follow up on whether whatever drivel they spewed was true or not. If I wanted to hear dumb opinions & facebook "facts" I'd talk to my cousins more

One of my hens caught a figeater beetle, dispatched it, & then another noticed & they played tug of war & chased each other around stealing it & eating bits. Gnarly

I got the highest score in the class! ＼(^-^)／

Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿@cyaneyed.lol · 7d ago

I did this midterm in half the alloted time instead of timing out. So either I'm gonna do much better, or I was wildly overconfident & will be absolutely crushed when I get my grade next week. Stay tuned!

VP started talking about his favorite personality test which is based around colors, & how his main color is _ but his secondary color is _. Corporate astrology has apparently discovered moon signs

Denizens of the net, the words loose & lose in fact have very different meanings & if you choose to play fast & loose with your spelling you risk losing your intended meaning

Woke up exhausted. Happy Monday

Just because

Spouse got a pack of snapdragon brand "cheesy umami noodles" to try. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.⚠️☠️ They taste like peanut butter vomit. Absolutely vile!

I love corvids. Went to the grocery store & there was a raven in the parking lot, & I had my bag of peanuts so I tossed 2 in his direction & he took them! So cool how they're smart enough to be like "hmm, those weren't thrown AT me so I should investigate... oh it's treats!"

108, 20% humidity. Went outside to pull in a delivery, instant nosebleed

My dog Nausicaa who died years ago showed up in the middle of one of my dreams last night, & the rest of the dream was just about her wanting pet & hugged. I woke up crying. It feels like I got to visit an old friend but then had to leave again

It's my flat-earth obsessed cousin btw. Nothing to do with this but at the same time sorta relevant...

Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿@cyaneyed.lol · 6d ago

One of my cousins sent the family a message "did you guys know (uncle) has been in the hospital since Tuesday?" "No, what happened?!" "He had 4 blood transfusions" "Why? What happened?" "They might do a bone test" "For what? What happened? Why did he need transfusions?" "It happened Tuesday"

One of my cousins sent the family a message "did you guys know (uncle) has been in the hospital since Tuesday?" "No, what happened?!" "He had 4 blood transfusions" "Why? What happened?" "They might do a bone test" "For what? What happened? Why did he need transfusions?" "It happened Tuesday"

I just saw the teenage crows play wrestling & rolling around in the grass. Adorable!

Nevermind

Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿@cyaneyed.lol · last wk.

Lines are going down huh?

My spouse didn't think I could catch a gecko & I did, & then they thought I was faking that I had, so I had to show them, & when I did my new gecko bestie ran away :(

I did this midterm in half the alloted time instead of timing out. So either I'm gonna do much better, or I was wildly overconfident & will be absolutely crushed when I get my grade next week. Stay tuned!

Lines are going down huh?

Oh no! I had a sneezing fit during a meeting & one sneeze was so hard it made me fart which sounded like when you squeak the air out of a balloon. :(

I need to refill my coffee, but first someone went into the breakroom & played barista for a while, & right as they got done someone else ran in & began preparing what I can only assume is a full english breakfast... grr

They sprayed at my office again. :/ I'm going to take this poor lil guy home & mount it or put it in resin though

Something darkly funny about the most disrespect given to Graham is all his allies trying to profit in one way or another from his memory

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."

What are the chances I can get 10 commissions in the next 2 week to help pay bills? (multiple assignments got delayed by weeks, so while I need to get some new shoots lined up, getting commissions also help or buying prints of my work) Photo prints: lucidillusions.darkroom.com or art prints.

The Doctor (Commissions open)@lucidillusions.in · last mo.

I enjoy writing, a lot, and you should commission me to write a story that you can gift someone you love. ko-fi.com/lucidillusio... It makes for a cool gift, and it helps me pay utilities and other expenses. (June has been low on new projects so help a bro out) #BSNM #WritingCommunity #Discover