Simon Dickson

@cyclesinthedark.bsky.social

Wannabe

We’re delighted to announce the appointment of Matthias Jaissle as Newcastle United head coach. Widely recognised as one of Europe’s leading young coaches, the 38-year-old German arrives on Tyneside following remarkable success with both Red Bull Salzburg and Al-Ahli. Welcome, Matthias! 🖤🤍

A photo of Matthias Jaissle as he is announced as Newcastle United Head Coach

#NUFC Lots of hate for Bruno over on Twitter, but not from me. Thanks for his time at NUFC. He’s been a roaring success. The nature of his departure is muggy and if the club have caved for £75million as reported, that’s lacking balls. I’ll boo him as a visiting Gooner. But hate? Nah

Tonali, Bruno and Willock out, Bamba, Steur, Stiller, Sukic in? I’m not sure our midfield is any weaker for it if that’s how it plays out. Add in a fit Miley and Big Joe when we need a henchman, that’s a midfield 6 we can work with in a non-Europe season surely? #NUFC

When Eddie Howe arrived, Newcastle were 19th, winless and staring at relegation. He gave us belief, took us to the Champions League and gave us the best moment of our lives at Wembley. The ending was hard, but the journey can never be erased. Thank you, Eddie. 🖤🤍

#GAA #Mayo Jesus Jesus H Fucking Christ Holy Jesus Holy fuck Fucking Hell We actually won one. In my lifetime. Castlebar has just gone like World War II ended. Lads. This is going to take a while to process and requires more drink. There will be babies. 💚❤️

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#GAA #Mayo Jesus Jesus H Fucking Christ Holy Jesus Holy fuck Fucking Hell We actually won one. In my lifetime. Castlebar has just gone like World War II ended. Lads. This is going to take a while to process and requires more drink. There will be babies. 💚❤️

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Where do #NUFC fans stand on Harvey Barnes? All these ‘this team screams relegation/win the lot’ starting 11 selections people post, not a one picks Barnes in their line up. I mean, he’s about the only reliable goal source at the club. Is it ok he’s not great at XY and Z if he’s good for 10+ goals?

#NUFC The Young and the Fearless. I’m all up for this. Replace Pope with a proper first choice goalie, two centre half’s from four are going to be wise old heads, let the rest of the team play with the Keegan-esque verve of youth and naivety. This could be a real rollercoaster of a season #Bamba