6’5, 225-255 depending on where I’m at in a year. 235 here.
Raphael Phaasiq@rize4eva.bsky.social · 2w ago6'4" 270. I was 285 here
Gabriel Bell
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I’d rather be picking up something heavy. Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.
Raphael Phaasiq@rize4eva.bsky.social · 2w ago
Being real, Kansas could do way worse than it did on this scale
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️@shoshana.bsky.social · 2w agoCome to Boston, we're peaceful and flexible! 🕊️ 🧘🏻♀️
I’m the dorkiest dude on earth and this is just straight up stupid. We do not need a Scrooge extended universe, we especially don’t need it with a drunken woman beating piece of dogshit.
USA TODAY@usatoday.com · 2w agoJohnny Depp surprised fans at Comic-Con by showing up unannounced at an unrelated panel in character as Ebenezer Scrooge.
The thing is, Ritchson is the wholesome kind of boringly centrist dude. He just happens to notice a few things are wildly not okay and says so. Need more dudes like that.
look, we could and are doing worse for a President than the Big Woke Giant
Really can’t overstate how incompetent the administration is that they stripped a department so bare it can’t follow a literal trail of explosive shit back to a source in under a month
Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran.com · 2w agoWe have two new suspects in the record cyclosporiasis outbreak: parsley and cilantro. North Carolina health department investigators found that parsley, cilantro, and lettuce appeared frequently in analyses of food eaten by people who became sick. The findings are preliminary.
Actually republicans can shut the fuck up. Go advise the republicans to stop being Nazis you bootlicking toady opportunist fucks.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 2w agoThe vibes may be exciting, but if Democrats are going to win this year and in 2028, they must reject the DSA. If you’re tempted by a democratic socialist this year, think of what use Republicans will make of these victories, and ask whether you want to do favors for fascists.
If you post about the decision to homeschool children being generally rooted in fear, abuse, and control a whole bunch of fearful, abusive, controlling parents will flock to your comments to outline their fear, abuse, and control as if it disproves you
The things I’m about to do when the beefy five layer burrito goes back to its introductory 99 cents pricing will make god look away
Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 3w agoMe, gearing up for Taco Bell's inevitable discounts to win back their diarrhea-stricken customers
So far the only source for this is the Washington reporter - a low rent conservative grift rag run off a dot news website. Literally no one else reported this “rumor,” just the blue check who needs the click money. Maybe we could all act like it’s not our first day on the fucking internet, once?
Malarkey Mayhem 🦂@malarkey88.bsky.social · 3w agoThat's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Had to call in sick because I’ve been up for like 36 hours roasting Lindsey Graham
On the one hand the diarrhea parasite sounds miserable on the other 3-6 months off work on medical leave and losing ten pounds doesn’t sound awful
Unfortunately, that cringey ass “a fascist worked out today - did you?” is about the only argument working on my subconscious to get me in the gym rn so here we be
Threads is an interesting site in that everyone can read in technicality but no one can read in practicality
remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket
Prayers up for the finances of the discrete rent boys of the greater DC metro
politicians want everyone to speak well of terrible people who died because many of them are terrible people who will die
Added five more comics, two more books and a couple more crates to contain some pre-ordered omnibus collections
It’s your duty as a human being to speak ill of the dead at length. All these evil fucks have is legacy, and to date they have every reason to believe theirs will be protected. Make sure they know that it won’t be. The legacy should be so reviled that their descendants reject the family name.
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
A good number of democratic politicians would’ve been posting about the quiet Austrian painter the world lost instead of correctly pointing out that the world’s greatest monster splattered his brains across a bunker wall because he was too much of a pussy to stand trial for his crimes
Gabriel Bell@czechtwice.bsky.social · 3w agoIf you’re wishing peace for Lindsey Graham’s family, or sharing friendly thoughts about him, then you lack the necessary rage to be a good human being. I hope it hurt, I hope he shit himself, and I hope his gravesite is a public urinal. I want the same for any offering comfort to his loved ones.
If you’re wishing peace for Lindsey Graham’s family, or sharing friendly thoughts about him, then you lack the necessary rage to be a good human being. I hope it hurt, I hope he shit himself, and I hope his gravesite is a public urinal. I want the same for any offering comfort to his loved ones.
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.