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Sam // Leeds // 27 // is beauty in the smize of the beholder? // they/them
one of the many things I really love about popstar is that you’d expect a little pause/cut after a song like too easy, but it goes straight into melatonin with tinashe singing “bet you thought we stopped, you already know we kept it going” #UpliftTinashe
Jocktober this, jocktober that, how about you end that situationship with that JOCK that's been going nowhere, gay boy
Locktober this, locktober that, how about you LOCK in and get a real job, gay boy
No guys you don't get it, taylor went to hell (ohio) and made the worst song in existence (cleveland), like it's supposed to sound that shit
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're the masked lesbian of massachusetts
"6 likes isn't a lot" imagine 6 katseye members on the stage at the same time
Frankly rude of my boyfriend to be in a different country rn when I'm feeling ill and need cuddles and attention 😔✌️
I'm sorry but whenever I see ed sheeran, this is how he looks to me
Her baby is about to set the Guinness world record for the fastest time a baby said their mother's name
Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky have welcomed their first child together, Page Six reports.
Fun fact, I was born in new york and was there when 9/11 happened, I don't remember much but I remember my mum feeding me food and going "here comes the airplane"
Evil gay concierge that worked at my building now works at my boyfriend's building, this is the start of the worst horror film ever
Autumn is coming with a blueberry in the hole or whatever Caroline Polachek said
Love everything about the OoT remake BUT the voice acting, kill it with fire, why is everyone American?
Personally I never look up the lyrics to SZA songs, it feels like an invasion of privacy, if SZA wanted me to know what she was singing about, she would've enunciated
If my pussy gets any wetter they're gonna put an ai data centre in it
Because we are approaching the spooky season of October, I wanted to make a super scary post. Okay, ready? Read all the capital letters in the message above