liz holmes stan account
@theranos.top
he/him parody account notorious twink hunter - my employer is not cool enough to share my views not affiliated with elizabeth holmes or theranos DMs are always open for tech advice
currently working on becoming a real person instead of a social experiment 💙
i love liveskeeting my life in real-time as if the journal factory truly exploded
removing everyone from my close friends list on instagram besides my ex so i can post a picture of my medical bracelet and he can then start a conversation with me
gender-affirming voice therapy where they teach you how to speak in a lower tone voice like elizabeth holmes so that you can gain investors’ trust and money
oh god they diagnosed me with being chronically hot and funny it's a lifelong condition 😭😭😭
My wife’s 46 year old gay hairdresser loves Ella Langley, friends of mine with teenage daughters like her, multiple couples that I’m friends with who don’t have kids went to see her sold out amphitheater show here in Wilmington a couple months back. It’s not because I have my finger on the pulse.
i like to think that people assume i'm young based on the way that i look, but in reality there's no way somebody my age is this bad at functioning as an adult
liz holmes stan account@theranos.top · 2h agoer doc asked me if i was 23
the way i could tell this was skeeted from the psych ward
wait one of the doctors is hot so maybe this can be salvaged....
liz holmes stan account@theranos.top · 5h agomy fit is lowkey cute as hell today and i gotta waste it at the ER :/
big day for straight people who like to cosplay as queer
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 5h agoCarly Rae Jepsen is on Jake Shane’s ‘Therapuss’ podcast tomorrow.
KEN JENNINGS HELPPPPPP 😭😭😭 STOP HER !!!!
Pop Base@popbase.tv · 8h ago🚨 Taylor Swift has launched a website countdown, ending today at 2pm ET.
Imagine if we had a fandom high school we would be like "see you later i have Elizabeth Holmes class rn i'll see you later in Fergology 101." SKSKSKS JUST IMAGINE... 💕
Am I wrong for saying he looks like a make a wish kid
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 5h agoCarly Rae Jepsen is on Jake Shane’s ‘Therapuss’ podcast tomorrow.
President Snow after he poisoned his political rivals:
liz holmes stan account@theranos.top · 5h agocoughing up blood! 🥰
my fit is lowkey cute as hell today and i gotta waste it at the ER :/
oh god now i'm getting tempted to go back into the apple ecosystem
liz holmes stan account@theranos.top · 7h agosad to report that i've been influenced to try apple music....
why is the music in 8K on apple music compared to spotify lossless
what is apple music haptics and why is my phone a rose toy now
