ok but the most important Ludwig Göransson soundtrack is "greendale is where i belong" and i will die on this hill
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del. prev @dadvansss on twitter. 30s. PNW ↔️ MTL. 4/5 surprise poison bugs. we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
the Gilmore Girls reboot would have been good if Stars Hollow suddenly had a Widow’s Bay curse
Widow's Bay asking and answering the important question (would you kill and/or die for a basic white girl named Patricia) (yes)
showed up to the pride block party early to read fic and drink vodka tonics in the shade away from the stage with my fellow geriatric faggots
just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell and he told me he's banning straight marriage in kentucky
250 years of saving children but not the british children
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being a bisexual man means for every hour of sex i've had with a man i also watch an hour of history channel programming
every day they’ve closed a new street in my neighborhood for construction but they aren’t opening any back up. theyre trying to skinamarink me
the thing is: Human Pretzel in the most recent jackass movie IS in the upper echelon of grossest jackass bits SADLY 4 ME i just survived 4 traumatic days in the hospital from butthole surgery complications, so i have to live with the knowledge i could beat them all. i would win human pretzel.
All Tacoma parks are essentially the French catacombs. Huge. Elaborate. Haunted. You can and will get lost. You are in the heart of a city and there is no sign of city. There is hidden treasure. You will casually sometimes run into a secret society doing something harmless but wildly illegal.
I know in my heart another team had him designed in a lab to ensorcel and distract sid
happy 70 Tony, I would drink a Negroni in your memory but they are fucking gross 💚 miss you every day
Lyft should have a setting where you don’t get drivers with a specific kind of car (Tesla)
finally home alone for the first time in 3 weeks after getting surgery, time to watch a spooky ghost movie that will have zero impact on me falling asleep in an empty apartment tonight
oh they got hot guys showing off the showcase items on price is right now???? time 2 extend my medical leave
so you'll answer this question but when **i** drunk e-mail you several years ago asking for your analysis on tom delonge from blink-182--
at parents' house for hospital recovery and accidentally time traveled to 2002 by turning on bauhaus in my old basement bedroom
my iv and catheter were removed and i’m feeling real Harrison Bergeron around it
days like this i miss peak hockey twitter the most because i need to see what kind of exquisite mess the carolina hurricanes have found themselves in
hell YES you hand that cup off to freddie anderson first
more and more i'm thinking this carolina-vegas series is part of john tortorella's long con to deeply humiliate carter hart, which is so brave and sexy of him
you got mamdani and a knicks win in 2026…… real selfish behavior coming out of new york
I DID get discharged today despite the lynchian horrors that happened inside, outside, and in the immediate vicinity of my butthole between the hours of 3AM and 7Am this morning
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts@dadvans.bsky.social · 2mo agothe daytime crew keeps thinking I want to be discharged because they don’t see me turn into a gremlin at midnight
the coach for the spurs always looks like a guy who just rear ended you in traffic and is asking “why did you let me do that”
the daytime crew keeps thinking I want to be discharged because they don’t see me turn into a gremlin at midnight
third time in the hospital in 7 days. send good recs and good vibes
Now HERE'S a guy who knows how to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 2mo agoKeith David has officially received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. ⭐️
