Boy oh Boy would i love to be able to fall asleep

bro i started watching chainsmoker cat and i SWEAR a neighbour outside started smoking so now i get the fuckin 4d experience of watching this

i am sooo due for another tattoo man 😭

does anyone remember and of the tumblr blogs that reblog/archive funny text posts... i wanna make a "[media] + text posts" thing and cannot think of a single url of these kinda blogs

junge ich bin soooo müdi heute... ich würd eigentlich gern rausgehen und iwo sitzen und chillen aber ich bin so müde und nachher kommt vllt wieder gewitter :(

why does he look genuinely good in this silly outfit

Wrong, all wrong

saaaackhaare im sieb, ich mach mir ein toupet hafermilch-dieb, ich wohn in ner wg nie klopapier gekauft, aber immer mit verbraucht pa-pa-pa-pappwände, es wird gepoppt im nebenraum 🎶

deep in my "ah. after all. i am too ugly for cosplay" feels again. would love to have a hobby i feel good about

this was the good attempt too. the others were worse 🫩

annoyed now tbh 🫩 i bought shit for this

yeah so that was a fail and a waste of an hour LMAO. next time i see white ass drag queen with 3 eyebrow hairs explain how to block out eyebrows and say "this works on everyone" I'm gonna just bite a random pedestrian

starkregel hagen@dahlamythal.bsky.social · 2d ago

now to learn how to block out my fucking thick ass dark Mediterranean eyebrows pffff

i love how every cishet man’s reaction i’ve seen is like “what the hell what is this shit” meanwhile every woman and queer person is like

Jack Nicholson's Iconic Smile

Alt: Jack Nicholson's Iconic Smile (he’s wearing a black sweater, gray shirt and white undershirt underneath. he is nodding and smiling sinisterly)

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Bree (half of Kit Rocha)@mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 5d ago

Listen Threads is a hellscape, but when the horny wicker romance trailer drops and I have to find out about it from the group chat because bluesky is not collectively losing their shit... I do yearn for the days of a more consolidated Romancelandia. 😂 youtu.be/HP0BWBWn14I?...

i need a haircut so badly but my hairdresser is at 38€ now 😭 she does a fantastic job and i feel extremely comfortable with her but spending 40 bucks on my haircut feels evil somehow

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

kickt mich immer noch jedes mal ins universum, unzensierte versionen von avril lavigne songs zu hören

will ja nich meckern aber mein rechtes bein macht sooo anstalten in den letzten tagen 🫩 sowohl das knie als auch der knöchel... hallo

junge

cn spinnen, arachnophobie WAS hab ich eigentlich getan um des zu verdienen dass eine FUCKING kellerspinne ÜBER MEIN BETT KLETTERT, DANN UNTER MEIN BETT RENNT, DANN VERSCHWUNDEN IST UND DANN SEH ICH SIE WIEDER UND SIE RENNT UND ICH HAB EINEN SHOT UM SIE MITM SCHLAPPEN ZU ERWISCHEN JUNGE

oh i am obsessed with him youtu.be/2kOY93THkdQ

I Need Your Help Saving This Dog!

YouTube video by Laura Kampf

youtu.be

developed a new tiny little mole on one of my fingers over the last few years and I'm somehow super enamored with it. it's so cute. my mole hashtag mymole

doing a fanfic trope sorter (sickos edition) and I'm not even that much of a sicko I'm realising 😔 honestly 99% of what i want from a fanfic is like, massive yearning and being gut punched by feelings pfffff

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never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

Booty version 🙂‍↕️

Ah yes my biggest contribution to the KCD2 community: Obliviously Big Dick Henry #art #kcd2

cn death, dying young man i remembered earlier that my uncle died when he was 25 and yknow being way past 25 it really just hit me how fucked up that is. 25??? i was just becoming aware of who i am/who i want to be as a person

Südfriedhof Life~

bit nice