Just passed a Certain Kind of Man filming his righteous take that the aristocrats in the French Revolution were wrongly targeted, since they were the real wealth and job creators. I am not making this up. It came out of his actual mouth as he huffily tossed his expensive hair.
Julianne Dalcanton
@dalcantonjd.bsky.social
Astrophysicist at the Center for Computational Astrophysics & U. Washington.
Output of the 10% of my brain not thinking about work: 1. Jimothy is a girl. 2. Jimothy’s mom would absolutely fuck someone up for calling her baby weird.
My mamma don’t like you, and she likes everyone.
Good thing England brought him up from central accounting.
Harry Kane looks like he was destined to process forms wearing an ill-fitting suit, but was accidentally good at football.
This referee seems like he would absolutely turn the car right around if you don’t stop hitting your brother.
Harry Kane looks like he was destined to process forms wearing an ill-fitting suit, but was accidentally good at football.
Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.
I cannot handle trying to keep up with both the World Cup and a schism.
THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM I REPEAT HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM
For Father’s Day, my dad in Somalia teaching physics while Aden Adde, the country’s first democratically elected president looks on.
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The Planetary Society built an interactive side-by-side "track changes" comparison for the proposed OMB rules. They show exactly what the current rules say versus what the proposed rules would change, section by section, across all *399* affected provisions. dashboards.planetary.org/rules-change/ 🧪🔭
Federal Grant Rule Comparison
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I have often been critical of the leadership @aaas.org but they just took action on the new OMB rules that will politicize science, speaking out and notifying members. I hope all take the time to follow their advice, contact Congress, and most important, post a comment www.aaas.org/news/aaas-st...
BY SUBMITTING A GROUP COMMENT, YOU CAN BE MORE OF A HEAVY HITTER. "The Comment of 19 PIs whose labs have 497 patents related to the treatment of disease" IS FUCKING LITIGATION GOLD. 🧵
What we are talking about here goes beyond science — this is the dismantling of the American administrative state as we know it. This is maybe the biggest change in American governance since the New Deal. It is hard to overstate that THIS IS A BIG FUCKING DEAL. 🧪🔭⚛️
NEW: A lot of bad has happened to American science over the last year but nothing comes even close to what’s about to happen if we don’t speak out in opposition to the OMB rule changes and I hope @aaas-socsci.bsky.social @apsphysics.bsky.social and others will launch public campaigns about this. 🧪🔭⚛️
remember when Google offered unlimited digital storage to colleges and universities and then when adoption reached the right levels rescinded that promise, capped everything, and started pricing those services without the subsidies? idk man just something I think about a lot
Just read in the employee newsletter that the Cali State Univ (CSU)—the largest public uni system in the US—not only plans to continue its OpenAI contract, but "will expand toward a multi-vendor AI environment, giving our campuses greater access to a broader ecosystem of AI tools and capabilities" 😡
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This succulent pet bed may be the best $30 purchase I’ve made in years. I just look at it and laugh and laugh and laugh. @darthbluesky.bsky.social
I am not ready to face the level of cringe in this to dare watching it, but Frank is a lovely interviewer, and there is backstory about why I haven’t shut up about Arp systems for 30 years.
🔭 New AAS Journals video! Julianne Dalcanton (Flatiron Institute/University of Washington) discusses new Hubble imaging of 216 interacting galaxies from the Arp and Arp–Madore catalogs, revealing rich structures that will support future studies with JWST and ALMA. 📺 youtu.be/eewSudl4w34
Shout out to the aggressive autocorrect that changed “chat with” to “shag with” on a work email.
This report came out today by minority staff of the House science committee on how three NASA missions were aborted due to NASA illegally following the FY26 president's budget request instead of congressionally approved budget. Very important reading. 🔭🧪 democrats-science.house.gov/staff-report...
You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.
My mother: You’re responsible with what you post online, right? Always respectful? Me, about to post my definitive ranking of "most cancellable impact basins:" Yeah, absolutely
#astromethods #astrocoding #astrocode ☄️🔭
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Something I’m genuinely curious about: can academic research financially afford to go all-in on AI? We used to have to pass the hat to cover buying a new laser printer.
🔭 Storytime! This paper consumed my soul for a month and it turns out that you have to look at your 2D spectroscopic data. Thread... ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2024OJAp...
I'm going to expand this statement to say that astronomers should actually look at their data whatever the format. Yes pipelines and high level science products are great, but you learn a lot from just spending some time exploring the counts-on-pixels images, even for spectroscopy. 🔭
Two decades ago, billionaire spending accounted for just 0.3 percent of federal campaign contributions. Now the 300 families we examined are giving an average of $10 million each — equivalent to the combined voice of roughly 100,000 typical donors. 2/7