[Food (sweets)] No green and only two black wine gums in this bag? Feeling robbed. #note #food #sweets Via: 🔗 https://danq.me/2026/08/05/no-green-wine-gums/
Dan Q
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Blogs at https://danq.me. Founded https://threerings.org.uk. Based between Oxford and Witney, UK. Queerer than the average bear. Blog auto-syndicates to @blog. :heart_pride […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://m.danq.me/@dan, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
My #mediaCenter #TV's soundbar keeps going into sleep mode, and the #dog ate the #remoteControl so it's an annoyance to pause a film, chat a bit, and then have to get up to switch it back on again. (Oh, and it's not an #IrDA remote so it's a drag to emulate or replace.) So I wrote a little […]
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[Food (supermarket; packaged)] Sainsburys grapes confuse me. 500g of white grapes are £2. 500g or red grapes are £2.20. So you'd expect 500g of half-red, half-white grapes to be... £2.10, right? But no, that's £2 too. So buying 500g of white grapes and 500g of red […] [Original post on danq.me]
Unseen Movement The bollard is the only thing in the frame that stayed put in this long exposure of a floating pier in Ballycotton Harbour. Everything else is moving, relative to it.... https://inphotos.org/2026/08/02/unseen-movement/ #Ballycotton […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]
I've had #Fabulous by #MEEK stuck on loop in my head most of this year, but I only just got around to watching the #musicVideo. Turns out it traces a route through #Blackpool that I'm somewhat familiar with... it follows what (in my mind) might be Britain's gayest pub crawl! If I wasn't already […]
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I want to write a successful YA fiction where all the characters are boats. Just 'cos I want to see people 'shipping ships. Also, one of my characters will be called Slash. #note #fanFiction #funny #book #books #reading Via: 🔗 https://danq.me/2026/07/29/shipslasher/
Shipslasher
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Apparently, zero of the imagineers building this Disneyland Paris cafe conceived that "Chuck Wagon" sounds like what a cowboy would call a wheeled vomit trough. 😂 #note #travel #france #themePark #funny Via: 🔗 https://danq.me/2026/07/24/chuck-wagon/
[House fire (no injuries)] An unexpected start to the kids' and I's glamping weekend last night when the static caravan behind our dome burned to the ground. We spent most of our night half way down a field watching the fire crews tackle the blaze. (Nobody was […] [Original post on danq.me]
I'm taking a #LeShuttle through the #ChannelTunnel to #France, but their website's feature to specify different passengers for the outbound and return leg was broken. A normal person would contact tech support. Right? But instead, I #reverseEngineered their #API and pushed the correct data […]
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Inspired by @onlinegoddess's recent #blog post about (respectful) #webstats collection, here's my own 30-year journey through collecting a little, then a lot, then less, and now basically no #analytics data about my website visitors - 🔗 https://danq.me/no-stats
How I (Don’t) Collect Blog Statistics
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A hundred and fifty one days since we were flooded out of our house, and I needed to visit to meet a contractor. The garden's starting to get a little wild, this summer: we've been periodically visiting to mow the lawn, but our hedge seems to have decided that this […] [Original post on danq.me]
Fucking "app culture" drives me crazy. I got asked to install a mobile app just to look at the itinerary and accommodation information for a trip I'm going on. Why isn't it just a web page? So obviously I said "fuck that noise, hold my beer", reverse-engineered the app, and re-implemented it […]
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Typically excellent post from @dan "You don’t have to blog like me" https://danq.me/2026/07/02/you-dont-have-to-blog-like-me/
You don’t have to blog like me
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The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. Happy 250, America!
You don't have to blog like me. You don't have to differentiate by post kind. You don't have to put full contents in your feed. You don't have to keep a library of "maybe-some-day" drafts so long that you'll never reach the bottom. You don't have to have a comments form. Or reactions. Or […]
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Always reassuring when you fill in a company's contact form and the next page is placeholder text... #note #funny #loremIpsum Via: 🔗 https://danq.me/2026/06/30/lorem-ipsum-thank-you-for-your-enquiry/
Some mornings... you just gotta make a whole damn litre of coffee. (for iced coffee purposes, of course; and definitely not just for me!) #note #heatwave #coffee #caffeine Via: 🔗 https://danq.me/2026/06/26/a-litre-of-coffee/
A hundred and thirty days since we got flooded out of our home, and remedial works are starting to ramp up. Today an electrician, tracing a fault that's developed in the wiring, cut a hole through a wall to repair it and threw up so much dust that it's hard to see […] [Original post on danq.me]
Star network topologies are more common, but you can still occasionally find these... #note #signs #funny #joke #networking Via: 🔗 https://danq.me/2026/06/20/bus-lan/
Hanging out in London's theatreland, attracting double-takes (and a handful of thumbs-ups!) for my t-shirt... #note #london #theatre #funny #music #slamilton Via: 🔗 https://danq.me/2026/06/20/theatreland-double-takes/
The hours of queuing pays off! Let's go! #note #london #theatre Via: 🔗 https://danq.me/2026/06/20/29501/
Back of the queue for West End Live. It's gonna be a long wait, but hopefully worth it! #note #london #theatre Via: 🔗 https://danq.me/2026/06/20/west-end-live-queue/
Off to London for a couple of days of musical theatre fun! Don't wait up! #note #london #theatre Via: 🔗 https://danq.me/2026/06/19/29497/
125 days since our house flooded, and the damaged furniture fittings, floors, underfloors, and now inner walls have been torn out. Over a third of a year since we had to move out, I'm optimistic that perhaps, at last, reconstruction work is almost ready to begin […] [Original post on danq.me]