If you hold up a whole 9am Wawa parking lot whole you take a dozen moves to back your vanity truck into a spot, everyone else there should get to kick you in the shins.
Dan Brogan
@danbrogan.bsky.social
Go Buffs/Birds/Flyers/Fightins/Liverpool FC
Complete cultural rot in the Eagles locker room because you have a Head Coach who doesn’t call the offense, doesn’t call the defense, doesn’t set the identity or culture, and has to be babysat by some guy named “Big Dom” with no actual job description. This can’t be sustained.
Eagles converting on third down is a real mixed bag, on the one hand it’s objectively good for them but on the other it means I have to watch more of this offense.
I'm on a personal heater of Awful Sports Fandom that is testing my will
Can’t wait for the Eagles to ruin my day right at the start. Go birds.
Mother in law just stopped by for exactly sixty (60) minutes of winding up my wife on some indecisive Universal/Disney planning then nonchalantly ducked out to whatever she’s actually in town for. Real cool guys don’t look at explosions shit.
Reiterating my long standing confusion about why conservatives find bathrooms so sexually stimulating, I go there to pee and poop not to engage with other folks.
Cowboys Notre Dame NJ Devils Braves (tie) Penguins (tie) Mets (tie) Football Giants
Dan Brogan@danbrogan.bsky.social · 6d agoBraves have been a top 5 enemy across all sports for my whole life. I barely even think about the Dodgers.
Yes I spend a fortune replacing lost water bottles.
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 6d agoLaunched in May, “the page uses data from customers’ activity to generate details about them in categories like Product Preferences, Interests & Hobbies, and Home & Family, which Amazon then uses to personalize users’ product experiences.”
Based on this, I’m middle management at best. Feels good to find a metric by which I’m overachieving for once.
Ian Patton@pattoni.bsky.social · 6d agoI had to google this and apparently it comes from a chart for eye colour from a 1998 doll catalog that somebody posted to 4chan. Yet, this person seems to be using it in all seriousness? knowyourmeme.com/memes/1998-e...
Matt Rhule with a speaking cameo in the Lanterns finale was quite the surprise.
Deep Impact is lucky to have been released at the same time as Armageddon. If it hadn’t been, it would’ve been immediately forgotten but now it gets to live forever in service of taste-signaling contrarians.
my cheesesteak is wit my sauce is gravy your beach is my shore sixers in four
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
forbes.com
Spent too much time this morning thinking it was really suprising how much hate people held for Dennis Haysbert.
Obviously, the unsmost guy is the big thing here. But his boy in the background nodding along in some kind of Birds cape or shawl is also A tier.
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · last wk.Even time I think Philly fan reactions can't get better, they raise the bar (via CBS Philly)