Six word story: for sale baby shoes, never worn. Six word plot twist: wanted: baby shoes, giant size. Urgent.
Napoleon dynamite once said, “never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake”
a rising tide lifts all boats, so how about lifting all the big boats out of the harbour and up into the air, that will make all the small boats go up too. -Ronald Reagan, a man who knew nothing about economics or Archimedes' Principle.
Last time a US president need ball room so badly, it was Lyndon Johnson. youtu.be/tiDxhgwxqgQ
LBJ on the phone ordering pants from Haggar Slacks
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warehouse fires are no laughing matter. They normally only do that when the owners are under extreme financial distress
The AI is learning. It knows that Trump would absolutely resurrect his dead buddy Jeffrey Epstein over, say, that girls school he murdered, or his dead wife Ivana who he buried on his golf course or his brother who drank himself to death after Donald and his father forced him to work with them.
OK, now what if... The blockade of Cuba, but... now hear me out... the entire planet can't have oil, gas, fertiliser or aluminium?
It would be hella funny if Pope Leo declared an Avignon presidency.
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon
shit man, the Onion predicted the Moon Landing 57 YEARS before it happened... theonion.com/july-21-1969...
July 21, 1969
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happy st patricks day where somehow St Patrick got all the snakes out of Ireland. Don't ask how.
a man is making a funny face with his mouth open .
ALT: a man is making a funny face with his mouth open .
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All profiteering. Some businessmen, somewhere, have found out how to make money selling memberships, equipment, uniforms, trips, even livestreams of games. Hell you can't even take a camcorder to such games because they want you to watch THEIR for-profit livestreams.
steve o’grady@sogrady.org · 5mo agothere aren’t many things i’m more “old man yells at clouds” about than kid sports. when i grew up your town had a team, you played on it with your friends and that was that. now i’m getting sold $950 lacrosse club team offers from a guy who claims to have noticed my kid at a practice she wasn’t at.
Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest
the first Starship test launch since SpaceX's recent acquisition of xAI has silenced critics who had flatly dismissed as "deranged," "moronic," and "impossible to even parse, conceptually" the idea that a rocket could explode on the launch pad antisemitically
smokin on that shit that made Andy Kaufman.
Spider-President Warren G. Harding@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 6mo agoSmokin on that shit that made gene wilder
You helped Bono find what he's looking for? I helped Devo whip it into shape
Spider-President Warren G. Harding@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 6mo agoOh you got Mick Jagger some satisfaction? I helped Bono find what he was looking for
he had someone remove his mugshot and also add articles on other Jeffrey Epsteins to dilute his google search results
The Epstein files have revealed that Elon Musk is so uncool that Jeffrey Epstein cancelled his holiday at his private island just so he wouldn't have to party with him.
and the penguin's footprints had disappeared. And I wondered why the penguin's footprints had disappeared. and the penguin said "damn get off the damn mushrooms and get inside, you are tripping balls and I am in ANTARCTICA".
i thought the president would do something that would distract people from the virality of Bus Thread but somehow he managed to do the exact opposite