being st*ned is supposed to make you lazy, but alas nana bread
what do you mean you’re Kelly Clarkson and Molly the bird from Art of Play in Brooklyn
you ever know your pet SO well you learn which each slight look means? 🥰 for example this one is “f*ggot”
this is a perfect skeet I can’t explain it
Dan Hathawayyy@danhathaway.bsky.social · last mo.resort toilet paper absolutely destroying my cookie
special place in hell for people that use the moving walkways at airports and then proceed to STAND STILL and let no one pass
Molly the animatronic bird Sun Art of Play employee Moon Kelly Clarkson Rising
resort toilet paper absolutely destroying my cookie
party in the park party in [your] bush party under the bridge party in the abandoned data center down by the park
Dan Hathawayyy@danhathaway.bsky.social · last mo.tearing down a data center to build my bush
why are you all asleep and not awake on nightshift with me
oh i would walk a couple miles and i would walk a couple more
30 days hath Biceptember, Gapril, Goon, and Novmember
side eye after not getting some of my grapes that could fully kill him
