which one of you is it, i have a list of suspects
jon’s fonda@chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 5d agotag yourself
this is a personal attack on me, personally, and i won’t stand for it
Birth Month Dum Cump@eepybruh.bsky.social · 6d agoI’m learning that fslurs love getting hit by cars. has anyone studied this?
bluesky is wild because i can be like "how do birds chirp" and someone will be like "omg i know oomf who can answer this" and suddenly mr phd in birdology is in my replies explaining bird lore on his nsfw alt account
desperately need to find myself ******* tits in a dark room at 4am with speakers that shake the insides of my body
i also endorse him fully and completely with my entire confidence …so what is he running for again?
Pierce@pierceah66.bsky.social · last wk.Kamala Harris has endorsed James Martin in the FL-21 House race. Would be a pretty big flip. floridapolitics.com/archives/810... Martin was Chief of Staff for National Security Affairs and Executive Secretary of the Office of the Vice President in the Biden-Harris admin.
they can’t help it it’s who they are
lerrrgan@lerrrgan.bsky.social · last wk.we as redheads are allowed to be evil
one time a boy i was in love with brought me a box of macaroni and cheese because as a broke college student i ate a lot of chili mac and he saw that it was pirate shaped noodles and thought of me but then we broke up and i never ate that box of mac and i just found it in my box of sentimentalities
i’ve lived in utah. the answer is “yes.” daily. sometimes multiple times per day.
Justin@justinable.bsky.social · last wk.Not to be homophobic, but y’all ever hear the fagcent and CLOCK IT but then he says “my wife”?
idk who tf this man is, but i know that i need him the way the earth needs the rain
where was jimothy on january 6th? that’s what i wanna know
lerrrgan@lerrrgan.bsky.social · last wk.oh no guys they found jimothy’s problematic tweets from years ago :(
i will not ruin it for them i will not ruin it for them i will not ruin it for them i will not ruin it for them i will not ruin it for them i will not ruin it for them i will not ruin it for them i will not ruin it for them i will not ruin it for them i will not ruin it for them i will not ruin it f
hello bsky, can someone who is an esteemed expert of hetero culture please explain to me — what in the f’ck did i just watch??
Me when I break up with an American polycule:
prince iiro 🪼@princeiiro.bsky.social · last wk.those burgers mean nothing to me
