@dani-shavs.bsky.social
I’m about to crash tf out. I went to the farmer’s market to buy produce, specifically berries - if you have a toddler, you know how many they go through in a week. Not 24 hours later, these strawberries have mold - ARE YOU KIDDING ME 😭😭😭😭😭 I need more land to just grow my own food at this point.
After reading the E-Files I find myself toggling between deleting any social media & not wanting to lose the years of memories/photos.
Finding myself saying “I want my mom” when I’m overwhelmed lately and feeling so confused because she’s been dead 8x longer than she’s been alive in my life - how can I want someone I barely got to know?
Celebrating a birthday for a parent who you’ve spent more of your life mourning than knowing is a special level of cruel. I’m almost older than her… she really was just a girl when the world took her from us. It’s not fair, she should be holding my son.
After today’s tantrum in the Oval Office I better never hear a damn WORD about how women are “too emotional” to be president.
Ukraine did not start the war, Ukraine did not start the war, UKRAINE DID NOT START THE MOTHER FUCKING WAR.
No matter what happened in the Oval Office, I am proud to be a Ukranian American. Today and everyday.
I will never understand people who act like nobody is entitled to social safety nets. Social safety nets are woven with the sinews of our ancestors who dreamt of a future where their children didn’t suffer. It’s an insult to every sacrifice our ancestors made to get us to this point in society.
I have 21 working days until maternity leave and it cannot come fast enough
I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less. Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
I fucking hate, hate, hate being volunteered for something, especially public speaking/presenting while being given zero prep time. I will fall flat on my face, I will stutter, I will wring my hands the whole time & I will need to cry after.
It’s so insane to me that humans created written language so we could pass on our knowledge to future generations to continue to improve society & we’re living in a time where people refuse to learn from past mistakes… & now we’re here… calling that shit a “Roman salute”
I will never take my family for granted. Our love for each other is never diminished by someone’s pride. If we need help, we can say “jump” & we don’t even ask “how high?” We just jump as high as we can & while still jumping, ask if we should jump higher. There is no better security to give someone.
The world in being run into the pits of hell by unfuckable crypt keepers.
You’re telling me a healthy pregnancy only involves a 25-35 lbs weight gain??? The baby/placenta is like 20lbs of that! How is that fair??? All I want to do is sleep and eat… I’m going to cry my fat ass to sleep tonight.
Imagine being so obscenely wealthy that you could single handedly end hunger, homelessness etc and instead going on a podcast to talk about de-feminizing social media. Just say you don’t know how to talk to women & quit wasting our time
Zuck looks like a sleep paralysis demon that crawled into a 4 month decayed human skin suit then tried desperately to tape itself back together in a wig shop. I seriously hate that man and everything he has done to this country because women don’t want to talk to him no matter how much money he has.
Being pregnant at the same age as when my mom had me brings new waves of grief. I’ve taken solace in knowing that she grew the egg that I used to make my boy. He’ll never meet her but we can both thank her for her love.
If this country really wanted us to have more babies then maternity leave would start at least by the second trimester & last for a year after the birth of the baby. It is so unnatural to be getting the Sunday scaries when all I should be doing is nesting.
Having an amazing partner while being pregnant means that when a TikTok pops up on your FYP talking about how much you’ll bicker & resent your partner, you end up sobbing for 30+ minutes because you are genuinely crushed at the idea of ever snapping at an actual angel. Hormones are hormoning.
Trying to explain to my husband what our baby kicking feels like is the single largest stretch of my language ability “It’s like indigestion but not in the relieving fart way” “sometimes it hurts like being poked in the belly button but sometimes it’s like a flutter stretchy feeling”
It’s hilarious to me that companies have no idea how to advertise to this generation. Watching the new PlayStation ad like: “who tf is this for???“
If I am paying for a subscription service, I should not be getting ads! I literally get so angry at the ad, I mute it and just end up distracting myself with something else. THIS IS JUST CABLE WITH EXTRA STEPS.
I’m way too Slavic to wear sweatpants out in public. I hear my ancestors judging me.
Some parents had children because they genuinely love the idea of nurturing & caring for a tiny human that gets to learn & experience life through a fresh set of eyes while some parents had children out of societal/religious obligation & GOD DAMN IS IT PAINFULLY OBVIOUS WHO IS WHO.
