Dan Mason
@danmason91.bsky.social
Racing kid of the 90s 🏁 📲 PR/Social Media man. Autosport/MN freelancer. Punslinger. Podcaster 🎙NUFC sufferer. Views my own.
If, when the Bruno deal is finished, they (Jacobs/KFC boy/Romano) instantly switch to Lewis Hall gossip, then I'll be fully ready to call Panorama. #NUFC
Taskmaster: Seems Sketchy Banana Nose Man Sketch
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1) I'll think well of Bruno. Hope he still thinks fondly of the north east now. 2) Is it weird that I'm actually more excited to see some replacements and a fresh team rather than him, Gordon and Sandro? #NUFC
HUGE #NUFC EXCLUSIVE! 🚨 💣 Sources say they can confirm Bruno Guimarães DID take a shit at 9:58. My understanding is it was a double flusher. Was later heard chatting to Lewis Hall: "ad give it 10 minutes if a were you, bonny lad". 👀📝
My dude. You can't be accusing others of abusing people...
Hey, get in line behind *millions* of people, including Native Americans driven from their land and slaughtered, kidnapped Africans who were enslaved and lynched, women treated like property, LGBTQ people demeaned and treated like they didn’t matter, you crybaby, self-indulgent loser.
Always be grateful that we had some golden years, and the tears and joy of a cup win with Eddie 🏆 Without the rules restricting us, I think that he could have done more, and kept those players. All the best EH. #NUFC
Somebody PLEASE add Fog on The Tyne over that video of Bruno singing in the club. #NUFC *I can't be arsed.
Beatrix Potter continues to inspire. Here are some fantastic Peter Rabbit sculptures that I saw in Newcastle City Centre today that are helping to raise money for St Oswald’s Hospice. I especially loved the ‘Wor Peter’ sculpture located outside St James’ Park 🖤🐰🤍 #TalesOnTheTyne
Remembering the wonderful Beatrix Potter (1866-1943), born on this day in London to upper middle-class Unitarian parents from the Manchester area. A gifted amateur natural scientist, she also wrote children’s books featuring animals and did a huge amount to preserve the Lake District.
Didn't expect my final moments of life would be by drowning, with Chesney Hawkes playing 'The One & Only' next to me. But that almost happened. It's wet out in Shields...
Bruno was exceptional for us. But all players - except Shearer - leave eventually. The money would bring in maybe two decent players or one experienced set of legs. I've mentally moved on now we've seen Steur in action. *Tyre kicking continues* #NUFC
Osmel Sousa Says NEXT
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Similar energy
Here’s a rush transcript of Trump’s abysmal WHCD speech last night. Best part is when he tells a mildly funny joke and it falls flat and he tries to explain it and complains about the rest of his crappy speech. www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/0...
Kevin Keegan's Newcastle side was one of two big reasons I first supported the club. Granda was the other. He still had the newspaper cutting of the 5-0 Man Utd win. Both are no longer with us. Ugh. #NUFC
I remember when playing GTA3 a lot as a kid, there was one radio station in cars that played 6 or 7 bangers on repeat. They were all soundtracks from Scarface.
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There'll be just scraps left (again) soon for us and Brighton to fight over. Chop chop, Newcastle.
Office: You Gotta Do Something
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Luckily, I’m ok with the whole years of hurt thing. Doesn’t hurt.