*starting* xmen comics with house of X. ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!?
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Comics are dumb but also the best.
DT Aaron Donald worked out for the Rams today according to the NFL's transaction wire.
1st: flea flicker (underthrown, incomplete) 2nd: halfback zone (2 yards) 3rd: trips, hook and ladder pass (sacked loss of 13 yards) 4th: double reverse fake punt (house call)
this chart pops up every once and awhile and its always wild how much expontial growth the top is. like for the ninth pertentile, thats two drinks a day. some might say no thanks to that, but thats *not that crazy.* for the jump to ten a day is so wild
The Cyclosporiasis Enjoyer@danvogfan.bsky.social Β· 7mo ago
zack snyder has read 1 (one) American cape comic and contiued for years to make the worst version of it.
βοΈ Starshine@starshine.bsky.social Β· 17h agoin snyders gotham batman just brands his victims. my brother was branded for selling loosies then killed in prison because of the brand. Superman was okay with this
all this slop shows me that Nikolaj Coster-Waldau has universal A Song Of Ice And Fire Face cuz theres like 3-4 uncanny book characters in here
everyone should like just talk to thier parents about thier childhood and young adulthood. will help one not be a complete dumbass on the internet
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social Β· 22h agoFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
where science fiction becomes science fact is that a moon colony wont be abount high end housing or scientific advancement but the vice and villainy of an 1850s western boom town
π»ππ ππ»π@danmynrd.bsky.social Β· 10h agoalso musk, cuz his brain is mush, is the most wrong is hiom thinking "well have an army of robots do it!" is the easier solution. nope thats not how mankind works. our society's loners and borderline scumbags will take oil rig type contracts to go to the moon and a ecosystem of vice will follow them
obviously would more viable if travel becomes more commercially cohesive, but i also do not put it past mankind to see a place filled with those sweet sweet minerals and not think they are gonna strip mine those motherfuckers.
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE@golikehellmachine.com Β· 10h agoi would feel bad for the planner trying to figure out PM schedules for factories on the moon except i know theyβre not paying anyone to do that because none of this is real
William Marston: hmmm what if dommy mommy was from lesbian bondage island. yes. *pipe drag* yes thats right. Gardner Fox, one cubicle over: FUCK MAN. UH FUCK. THIS GUY IS FASTER THEN SOUND. FUCK IT. UHHHH THIS GUY IS A WHITE MAN THAT HAS EGYPT HAWK POWERS. NEXT, UHHH THIS HELMET TALKS SURE FUCK IT.
Online people have a real rough time when something they like is possibly liked by someone they don't like. Mountains of lore must be created to hand wave this instead of just understanding the thing you like might just be enjoyable
Current Affairs@currentaffairs.bsky.social Β· 2d ago
How this question is like "half of daniels favorite books" is that bad?
BeijingPalmer@beijingpalmer.bsky.social Β· yesterdayalright let's do real discourse: five books *by bad people* that are still good or great books V.S. Naipaul, A BEND IN THE RIVER Allison Pearson, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT Kevin Myers, WATCHING THE DOOR Yukio Mishima, CONFESSIONS OF A MASK Neil Gaiman, BRIEF LIVES.
Here's the thing tho about this, Matt's *also* am asshole. You'd know that if you Knew Ball.
A trailer for 'Tekken Tag Tournament' on the PlayStation 2.
Hephaestion: yo Xander, they are roasting your ass on Macedonia Ywitter Alexander the Great: WHAT. THATS MY FAVORITE ONE. *grabs Flintstones style powered rock phone* "selfish top?!?" Who wrote this? Hephaestion: arnt we invading Persia tomorrow? Alexander: BACK BURNER HEP.
Starfireβs Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast@irhottakes.bsky.social Β· last yr.The premodern ritual bullshit meant to keep the king as far as humanly possible from hearing the common folk shoot the shit at the tavern looks more and more justified every day.
*shoves Anatolian into locker* more like Aπ₯πΈπ¦π¦π£enid. boom fuckin got him. oh hey stacey, how bout you come with me to the bonfire on the banks of Caspian. yeah good tunes, wine bags. the punders of the persian steppe, should be a a chill hang. you down?
π»ππ ππ»π@danmynrd.bsky.social Β· 4mo agoreally recontextualizes how i percieve alexander the greats accomplishments cuz duh thats a guy that would tell Assyria to Stop Hitting Yourself, Stop Hitting Yourself. Why Are You Hitting Yourself.
The ancient Raj warlords of the Indus Valley: what say you foreigner? We here tell of your many exploits along the Persian steppe. Alexander, who doesn't understand Sanskrit:
π»ππ ππ»π@danmynrd.bsky.social Β· yesterdayid justy like to be a fly on the wall when those western chinese meet alexander the great. must have been a wild moment in White Boy History
what hong should be more worried about was that video where she was watching the NBA finals and: 1) seemed to have a tenuous grasp on the rules of basketball 2) rooting for the new york knicks while actively running statewide in wisconsin
Sam@samd.bsky.social Β· 2d agoone thing that I appreciated about Zohran was his willingness to backtrack from some of the Woke 1.0 era posts that didnβt age well and were posted in a different context. I do not understand why Hong is incapable of doing that, especially since she is running in a swing state instead of NYC
the Morton Salt girl does have have a vague Sandman mythos pantheon imagining vibe to them
Derek Faraci@whwoolhat.bsky.social Β· 2d agoBet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
Oh you had to go to the ancient library for 13 hours? Strange did one sequence of finger gestures and made this frat pledge shit his pants. Absolutely killed at the Columbia Sigma Nu class of 1950 reunion.
everyone should read some Lee/Ditko Dr Strange cuz this was how Stephen was moving every third page
π»ππ ππ»π@danmynrd.bsky.social Β· 5mo agocleric adjusting glasses: um actually, according the the ninth tome of the Grand Enoch's Ways of the Mystical Third Eye, the art of divination can only be achieved with- Sorceror: HEYO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT SON. JUST MADE THIS GUY SUCK HIS OWN DICK WITH JUST THE POWER OF MY MIND
cleric adjusting glasses: um actually, according the the ninth tome of the Grand Enoch's Ways of the Mystical Third Eye, the art of divination can only be achieved with- Sorceror: HEYO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT SON. JUST MADE THIS GUY SUCK HIS OWN DICK WITH JUST THE POWER OF MY MIND
π»ππ ππ»π@danmynrd.bsky.social Β· 5mo agoeven within the arcane arts, the nerd/jock divide comes for us all
#EventsDearBoy 4. AGE OF APOCALYPSE (1995, Marvel) Stuck in the diminishing returns of imitating Chris Claremont's labyrinthine subplotting without his flair, the 90s X-Office does the one thing he never tried: a story with a beginning, a middle and an end.
Tom Ewing@tomewing.bsky.social Β· 2d ago#EventsDearBoy 5. DC ONE MILLION (1998, DC) This is the Grant Morrison event where they play nicely with others, crafting a fantastical future for the DC Universe and opening its gates for other creators to have fun with. And they do - no other event has such an excellent tie-in hit-rate
Olivia Coleman obviously a good actress, but the house of the dragons problems stem from doing alot of labor to tell you alicent hightower was a crucial player in the dance, when she mostly wasn't