danny

@dannycoole.bsky.social

didn't realize it was ILLEGAL to be FUNNY critically-unacclaimed, world nowned, multi-grammy award non-winner starred in a commercial once dannycoole.carrd.co

some labels I've been meaning to make. just realized I can use the dead space from client's projects for my labels. essentially making them pay for the labels. don't tell my clients tho

yanking my parachute ripcord, a tiny man brimming with self confidence and a can-do attitude pops out of the 'chute bag. "don't worry friend, i'll get us out of this jam!" he yells over the rushing wind. we slam into the ground at terminal velocity