Danny Kelly

@dannykellywords.bsky.social

Trans Europe Express (show AND pod!), H&J on @Talksport. @vftlpodcast Spurs pod via @theathleticuk. Ex-editor NME, Q. Fast and bulbous! Located: Kilkenny and the Canyons Of My Mind

KELLY CANCER KRONIKLES. Cos so many of you kindly asked for an update... My treatment has most definitely NOT gone to plan. SEVEN hospitalisations have turned an already tough journey into a messy stagger. I spent last week in the Intensive Care Unit. Scary stuff..

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Kelly cancer correspondence. Back home after another horrid spell in orspital. But I've just had the most fantastic non-medical pick-me-up. Ireland - yes Ireland- have just beaten India - yes, world champions INDIA! - at T20. Their first ever win over mighty India in any format. #wow

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Kelly cancer kronikles. At the risk of causing you all compassion-fatigue, I've spent the last 8 days in hospital, once AGAIN dancing with Mr D. Another horrible, unpredicted, bump in the road. Much better today: first food for a week. I live to fight another day... ✊️💊

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Kelly cancer communiqué. First off, forgive me for the month-long radio silence. I've not been jn great shape. I'll explain all here; not for drama, or sympathy, but cos I said from the start I'd be honest. And, yes, I've bought a blue tick; so much things to say right now...

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Kelly chemo cornucopia, day 43. HUGE DAY. 275km round trip to have the PICCline (carries the chemo to the big vein near the heart) removed in TEN SECONDS. And here it is: been inside me for 8 weeks. I'm supposed to say "farewell, old friend". I actually say "fuck off PICCline!"

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Kelly chemo countdown, day 41. BIG day: last chemo blast (for now). I come appropriately and inconspicuously dressed for vibes! Cream hoodie. MC5 shirt. And plain old lid to keep a baldy heed cosy. 🤣🤣🤣 Best wishes, vibes and prayers gratefully recieved.

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Kelly chemo cavalcade, day 36. Another horrible week. But with one positive. ZaZa is Ireland's baddest cat, but from a kitten, she chose ME. Thru this horror, she is with me every moment. I'm a softie, a peace-n-luv guy: she is a ferocious battle cat, fearless and stern. We make a very good pair.💚

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Kelly chemo cringing, day 31. 3rd blast done. But now comes dreaded platelet injection. Most folk do "ok"; it smashes me to a sobbing ball of pain and fear. Nurse has a plan. No other plans needed, ta 🙏. What I DO need are your prayers, wishes, vibes, itrw or on here. Wish me🤞#drugstabbingtime

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RIP Barrie Tomlinson, writer, publisher, comic book legend, and keeper of the Roy Of The Rovers flame. Recently, I got to "know" him on socials. Lovely. Before I discovered music, football comics were my window on the world: which I guess makes Barrie some sort of spirit-guide. He'd laugh at that.

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Kelly chemo coiffure, day 28. Further to revelation that I have a chemically-induced allover bald spot... I suddenly realise that many of my role models are slapheads... Pablo, Prof Farnsworth, Ike, MJ, Kurtz, Monty, Shaft, Homer, Don. ("hair?... no fxxking way... no fxxking way... no fxxking way")

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Kelly chemo confessions, day 28. Inevitably, my mad old geezer hair is all falling out. Soon I'll be as smooth as a cue-ball. No more freak flag. Tbf, nature had already put me well down this road. And - don't shout at me - I feel it's much worse for women. 😞

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Kelly chemo cavortings, day 28. Sitting in the hotel in Dublin, on way to Blast No3 of disgusting poisons. First song roaring into the sedate foyer? Geno by the mighty Dexysl. I take this as a VERY goid sign. My heart soars like a hawk...

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Kelly Chemo Cantankerousness, day 14. In the waiting area before the toxins begin. It's gonna be tough. But they very kindly prepare you for nausea and vomit by playing "Classic 90s Hits" radio through the world's tinniest speaker. Luckily, I am armoured by the Spirit t-shirt I'm wearing.

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Kelly Chemo Conundrum, day 14. Chemoblast round 2 begins with an hilarious problem. Just 2 ingredients... 1) the shower in an unfamiliar hotel. 2) a PICC line in your right bicep that MUST NOT get wet! (I can feel some disastrous bodge involving a "shower-cap" coming on 🙄)

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Kelly Chemo Chaos, day 13. Today (Tue) is chemoblast rnd 2. It's also the day various groups plan to blockade Ireland's roads and cities. I can't miss my treatment in the morning. PANIC. So, last min, I've driven 110km thru the night to Dublin. In a hotel, listening to the BBC's classic Le Carré.✊️💊

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