One of the guys on my beer league team told me how nice my eyes looked today and i am truly in love with my weekly dose of non-toxic masculinity
Dan Warnken
@danziginthedark.bsky.social
• former ghost tour operator/record store owner • member of a ska band you thankfully don’t remember • good at trivia sometimes • trying to be a Nice Boy Online this time • he/him •
one big difference between here & the old place is if you got doxxed over there, you would legitimately fear for your own safety. but here, if someone found out my address the biggest threat i’d face is a sternly worded letter telling me trump is all my fault for not being more excited about kamala
YouTube is for plumbing advice and 90s music videos I get nostalgic about after two (2) beers.
it’s the 5th of July, yet the neighbors are still lighting fireworks. no one cares! you’re late to the party dinguses!!!!
at the hardcore matinee and there are two different guys ironically (?) wearing Sade ‘93 tour shirts and I think they have to fight now
did the little politics quiz and am pleased with the results
imagine if in Jaws instead of the big mechanical shark that failed it was LL Cool J as the shark he transforms to in his hit 1999 song “Deepest Bluest"
absolute fucking bullshit. Decades in jail for for zines, stickers, and posters that don’t align with the christofascist worldview the current administration has. i’d say what i think should happen to the judges and prosecutors in this case but apparently that’d get me 25 to life too
‘This is injustice’: how leftist zines were used to sentence anti-ICE protesters to decades in prison
Advocates sound alarm after zines were used as evidence to convict protesters of terrorism charges tied to 2025 protest at Texas ICE facility
theguardian.com
i would like to fight a minion in hand to hand combat
The return of casual homophobia/misogyny/racism was bad enough when the conservatives were all doing it to fake “trigger libs” but now even people that obviously no better are showing the same shamelessness… and so casually too
i know the right wing usually hates learning but thanks to this chode for teaching me about a lutheran pastor who was put to death in 1945 for plotting to kill hitler it makes total sense that they’d think plotting to kill hitler is a bad thing tho
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoRep. Brandon Gill: "We particularly need the left to tone down the rhetoric ... somebody is gonna listen and believe they are the next Dietrich Bonhoeffer and act on that and that's what we're seeing here."
JOHN STARKS YOU ARE REDEEMED AND AVENGED AND WELCOMED INTO KNICKS VALHALLA
not sure if i’ve ever had a more fitting compliment than going to a wake today and having someone say “oh your mom’s wake was my favorite i’ve ever been to"
good news: they're casting for fear factor s2 hosted by johnny knoxville
happy birthday to me, i shotgunned four beers while going 0-4 in softball this morning, what a start to the day
we will always have glem and his crows but i am still saddened that i will only have glem and his crows once
Cullen@hellocullen.bsky.social · 2mo agoso they told me theres not going to be anymore strip law at Netflix i really cant be anything but grateful. at every phase it was made by talented people in pursuit of nothing but pure chaotic delirious joy and im so so proud of it thank you to everyone who gave it chance I thought it was funny
they may be faster, stronger, more talented, and much more richer than me but i will never not find delight in a professional athlete nearly a decade younger than me with a hairline that makes him look twenty years older than me
Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada@nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 2mo ago
@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep
@joshgondelman.bsky.social told me about this Belle & Sebastian show I’m now currently at and I was gonna try and find him but unfortunately 60% of the crowd looks almost exactly like him
how many times will I drop the toothpaste cap down the drain before I get to fixing the bathroom sink? apparently that number is more than two
Could Altuve have hit this Ohtani sweeper, if he used himself as a bat?