Hazardous Gary ✅
@darkard.bsky.social
Why's everything so fuckin' hard all the time Fucking uuuuuggghhhhh
Im pleading with football fans in the US. We need a football chant worked out for Trump for when he's on the pitch. He needs to be drowned out. Something like: "Who's the pedo, who's the pedo, who's the pedo in the files!" @markruffalo.bsky.social @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Please boost this!
Donald Trump to present World Cup trophy to winners, says Gianni Infantino
Fifa president says two men will share trophy-presenting because ‘we are together all the time’
theguardian.com
@kumail.bsky.social I can't believe Alex kept touching that laptop after knowing what it had been used for.
You come across two AI chat bots. One is instructed to always tell the truth, one is instructed to always lie. Neither have the ability to confidently validate that they are following those instructions. How do you determine which one is giving you accurate information about the stock market?
Good show tonight @mikewozniak.bsky.social I think I needed to have brought a pen and paper though. Can't believe someone accused the Ghost of Chris' Past
I know you don't post on here @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social but great show last night. Have me in tears. Worth buying some merch! 5-10-15-25bumhoooles
@jackbern.bsky.social BBC: Trump ruminates on former acquaintances
Brandon Friedman@brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 5mo agoThis is real
TV idea: A Place In The Slum. Couples are taken to find the crack house of their dreams, but will the local dealers have the gear they desperately need?
Maisie Adams is beautifully northern. An accurate representation or anything above Birmingham and south of Newcastle. I love her.
@robdelaney.bsky.social Elon Musks AI says that he's a Professional Level urine gluger. Absolutely gasping for an Asparagus Iced Tea. Unbeatable in the act of sample sipping.
Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · 9mo agoChecking in on MechaHitler
The multi-billion dollar companies using the same TV adverts every year at Christmas. They don't even respect you enough to make up some fresh shite to shove in your face
A great night with @alexhorne.bsky.social and @thehornesection.bsky.social tonight. I'm sat in the pub now racking my brain for pun names or actors and musicians but my cognitive functions have given up on me. I've just got Juice Willis stuck in there.
As they say in both the comedy and blob job industry, one man's gag is another man's flop.
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social I feel it's important you should know that JD Vance joined Blue sky a few hours ago. I wouldn't want you to miss the opportunity to give him a warm welcome, or tell him to piss off, whichever you think is best...
Nope! More large vehicles to fuck up the roads Notice how the birdsong is louder than the crowd
Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣
@richardosman1.bsky.social @paulsinha.bsky.social you should do a week of House of Games with pro quizzers. I just want to see some people absolutely smash it and then fall apart because they didn't get the whimsical scrambled words rounds.
Jennie the Guide Dog in the house of commons is such a treat.
@herring1967.bsky.social started a game of #cnps with some people in the office. All fun as we flew though the teens and 20s. The 30s are revealing the darkness of the covenant we have entered into. ☹️
Happy Ed Balls day to all who celebrate! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Ball...
Ed Balls - Wikipedia
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The amount of fires that Norman Price starts in Ponty Pandy I imagine there's a clause in everyone's home insurance that says he's not allowed to come around.
Tommee Tippee is just what his friends call him. His real name is Thomas Tipplingova
I propose that the weeks after valentine's day be called "The awaiting period"
