Jack Bernhardt
@jackbern.bsky.social
Informative and sexy at the same time! Writes for Horrible Histories, Dogs In Space, Amazing World of Gumball; also talks a lot on podcasts (Taskmaster The People's Podcast, Football Book Club) he/him
Man City's defence against the charge of shitting themselves in the middle of a Tesco: [smugly] Your Honour, I believe you'll find I'm actually wearing shorts
I was talking to a tech friend of mine and he was saying that the deluded dream of these tech bros is a world without shared computer programmes - any time you want software you get AI to build you something bespoke, cheap and inelegant to do it. Ultimately this is a continuation of this mindset
Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 2d agoI just saw a post from some guy saying that traditional music is “over” because AI music will provide “infinite personalised songs”. I want music that reflects the misshapen thoughts of another human being, not the output of an algorithmic average.
This is what i keep coming back to - it's the mindset of a mayor and a fairly parochial one at that. If he's willing to trash the rule of law because the perpetrators regenerated his city, he's not fit to be a politician* *Insert gag about how that's actually the definition of a politician
MP for Doggerland@willgoodey.bsky.social · yesterdayMakes you worry that he's looking to continue FDI from corrupt regimes to prop up the whole of the British economy. He needs to distance himself from this or this will destroy him really quickly. He's PM now not some regional mayor.
pathetic. honestly staggering. what the fuck.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2d agoAndy Burnham admits to ‘concern’ if Manchester City lose their owners after guilty verdicts
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 4d agoAh yes the circle of life
Oooh give this a listen, @johnrain.co.uk was kind enough to let me ramble at length about this curate's trainwreck of a film! featuring the star of Ebenezer (if such a thing exists), and the star of a true crime documentary America's Most Famous Cannibals (probably)!
🎃 Smersh Pod 🎃@smershpod.com · 4d agoTHE LONE RANGER with @jackbern.bsky.social shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...
If people really like them long podcasts, then @jackbern.bsky.social and I have you really covered tomorrow.
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
early weeks on strictly are the best because it's when I get my favourite crowd reaction - booing Craig viciously for giving a low score and then sitting in awkward silence when Motsi gives the exact same score
Also, most people have stopped paying for journalism, so journalism has to do whatever it must to get people clicking on things. Again, it's just a very different world. Fifty-odd years passing will do that.
I know intellectually that the celebrity currently dancing on Strictly is not Joel Dommett, and yet, and yet
"you don't know the completely legitimate legal arguments we're going to use, they go to another school"
why are so many BBC article headlines written like that Simpsons pamphlet
I am excited to see what that episode of Taskmaster does to a certain contestant's stats on @jackbern.bsky.social's big Taskmaster spreadsheet. I do not know how my life came to this point.
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Taskmaster Series 22 Episode 4: The Stats Round Up
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leftwing activist from 2011 standing with both feet wedged into a vienetta: ohhh I thought you said OCCUPY WALLS TREAT
recipe book: lightly roast the chickpeas me: so I see chickpeas are here tonight, great to see you, only vegetable that actually looks better run over, am I right folks? chickpeas: *runs out of kitchen in tears* recipe book: I said *lightly* you jackass
not being able to drink in stadiums is discrimination. shakespeare spoke Olde English. Charlie Brown had hoes
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
Really stupid and inflammatory use of the word discrimination. Almost like it's to prick up the ears and win votes from the English uglies who 'want their country back' and think they're a minority now. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Burnham brands ban on football fans drinking alcohol in stands as 'discrimination'
The prime minister opposes the law - in place since 1985 - and believes there is a case to remove it.
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Today Camille woke up debuting her new song "LONDON!" where she points at everything she sees and sings "this is Londooooooon", and Zoe stormed out yelling "I HATE LONDON!!!" like a Reform mayoral candidate, I love my kids
one upping Eggers by directing a reinterpretation of Toy Story 4 in Old Frankish
it's not an original thought but the idea of thousands of people wasting the single gift of a life they have been given in service of hatred, racist charlatans and AI slop will never stop depressing me
We know our core demographic - Mackenzie Crook and/or Toby Jones
Gef the Mollygoose@gefthemongoose.bsky.social · last wk.@jackbern.bsky.social Genuinely just got an advert for an actual metal detector brand on the most recent People's Podcast - which feels like a highly specific read on the entire TM fanbase