Two things in the common vernacular I do like: - Referring to a bunch of people you are asking a question as "chat" - Labeling anyone's frame of knowledge regarding a topic as "knowing ball" ("you think Austin Theory should be in NJPW? Fucker, you don't know ball AT ALL.")
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Merchant/Ivory in the streets, Golan Globus in the sheets
ah, well. It'll be nice to not be chained to my phone for 3 days. And it'll give me time to overthink which carrier I'll go with! 🥴
I DROPPED THE SIM CARD FOR MY NEW PHONE AND CRUSHED IT AND NOW I'M CRYING
Claire Denis is my age in this picture. And she's...wow. So attractive.
I wanna tell SO MANY people they're hot but I don't want to be a thirsty creep... ...at least, not NOW.
I never flip off motorists if they have terrible bumper stickers. Here's the hierarchy: Thin blue line/Gadsden/Trump: 👎 We the People/Freedom: *fart noise*/raspberry Cybertruck: actual point and laugh because I still can't rationalize what I'm looking at
here's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?
Every discussion about Linda McMahon should start with the fact that she is credibly accused of sex trafficking minors and covering up child rape for decades
Pro-wrestling executive Linda McMahon issued a letter today (in her role as US Secretary of Education) demanding that universities justify their existence and explain policies to the Trump administration by the end of 2026. Not sure what the endgame is, but it sure feels like a trap.
nothing like sharing that you spent $100 on Lyft rides to the Weird Al show, then you post that you were there on Facebook and then no less than SEVEN people you know come out of the woodwork. "Hey, I was at that show!" OH WERE YOU? Thanks for getting in touch.
"Just Because a Trans Woman Made It (Doesn’t Mean It’s Hyperpop)" is at least Song Title of the Year
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I'm mostly okay being the ONLY person who feels the way I do about things, but it also makes relating to people a lot harder.
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like to date you?
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like to date you?
I think Chris Jericho should retire and start a series of miniature golf courses, and call it the Man of 1,004 Holes
I think Chris Jericho should retire and start a debt collection agency. Call it The Painmaker.
I reviewed my Weird Al concert experience, which was nearly ruined by my vendetta against the Pavilion at Starlake
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that's been one of my biggest issues, honestly. I get why Lex Luthor and Dr. Doom have cults of personality built around them. There's a charisma there, an appeal. Somehow the soggy octogenarian, insanely whiny, entitled pissbaby with terrible taste is who they hitched their wagon to
I mean for fuck’s sake guys have some standards in your choice of cult leader
My "weres" and "weren'ts" are having a tough time this morning
how it all works, how it always works. "If you keep calling us fascists, we're gonna stop pretending we're fascists! Last warning!!"
Love has never needed permission from labels 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 My emptiness of gender lets me see that clearly. Anxiety tightens around transgender lives right now. Why must their chosen bonds still pass through someone else’s gate? Why is the soul they claim treated as a request instead of a right?