Kenny Logins
@kennylogins.bsky.social
the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way
Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head.
20XX@20xx.bsky.social · 4d agoit sounds like jay sherman in that one episode of the simpsons
this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress
(making small talk with my gf’s dad at our first dinner together) Richard i don’t like the way you speak to your wife
Netflix and collapse onto the bed at the end of another long day of work, unable to live and yet unable to die
sorry boss I didn't get much done. had a big black squiggly mark animating in a thought bubble over my head the whole day. no one understands me
on r/walking getting into a fight about arm swing that has me posting my home address and photos of me with a bunch of guns
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
MARY SHELLEY: so I was sad after we lost the baby and I wrote a novel. I think you should read it PERCY SHELLEY: [reading] this is about a brilliant scientist beset by tragedy MARY: right, because of his hubr— PERCY: my god he’s so awesome MARY: actually he— PERCY: this the best thing I’ve ever read
stealthing past snails but it’s like that scene in a x-men movie where quicksilver kramers around a room of time-frozen dipshits
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀@dumbmike.bsky.social · 3y agoVILLAGER A: Lovely day today! VILLAGER B: La la! I'm going to school! VILLAGER C: My mother isn't back yet. I hope she hasn't gone into the Snails' Den. VILLAGER D: I'm busy. VILLAGER E: This town hasn't been the same since the Empire invaded. VILLAGER F: You can sneak past snails by holding 🅑.
if you’re asking me why i haven’t heard a particular popular song, i can tell you’ve never switched radio stations when a song you hate has come on, or turned a radio off to enjoy silence instead when there’s nothing good is on. you do you but we don’t have much to talk about when it comes to music
Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 2d agoPoptimism has evolved to its final form, accusing people who don’t like pop music of being bad people, and as a snob I’m going to take that as a total vindication
“Age is just a number” (friend who just unlocked his spin attack at 43 years old)
Parents the instant they board a plane: my beefy baby is fated to find his Voice on this flight. We must remain fully impassive as he writhes and screams his way to language