Eli 🍉🐎 🎃
@darkbluemint.bsky.social
Happy are the beloved and the lovers and those who can live without love --- Real life archeologist 🤠 --- Genderfluid Knight, pronouns Ser/Commander
Me: why wasn't I able to sleep for two days? My brain: it's a good question, I'm pretty sure I didn't forget to make you take your meds Me: I know, that's why it's so weird My uterus: guys, I'm coming early this month!! My brain and me: ... ohhhhhhhhh
Happy birthday, dad! All your neurodivergent kids appreciate that you were classy enough to die two weeks after your birthday... really help us schedule the mourning, and figure out meds dosage I have a headache, I'm blaming it on you 💜
Eli 🍉🐎 🎃@darkbluemint.bsky.social · 3mo agoTomorrow's my dad's birthday, and the 31st is the anniversary of his death... gonna be an interesting two weeks My wallet is already feeling it, I've been getting dopamine from buying stuff
Tomorrow's my dad's birthday, and the 31st is the anniversary of his death... gonna be an interesting two weeks My wallet is already feeling it, I've been getting dopamine from buying stuff
"The Art of Over the Garden Wall" is being reissued in an expanded edition ❤️ Regular edition >> www.catsuka.com/shopping/ind... Deluxe edition >> www.catsuka.com/shopping/ind...
ADHD is amazing, I opened an app to order food, ended up looking at gaming headsets, and finally bought a ring Still not food... this has been going on for 42 minutes
After searching my trash so carefully, that both my FBI agent and my Chinese spy called overkill, I can confirm that the ring is still misplaced in my home... so, technically, I still have it!
Eli 🍉🐎 🎃@darkbluemint.bsky.social · 3mo agoI might've (might not) lost (misplaced) an over $1500 (may be around $1000+) ring that I acquired through solicitation (it was a bet)... My council of elders (my oldest siblings and cousins) aren't happy with me, even though: A, it was my ring And B, I'm pretty sure somewhere in my apartment?
I might've (might not) lost (misplaced) an over $1500 (may be around $1000+) ring that I acquired through solicitation (it was a bet)... My council of elders (my oldest siblings and cousins) aren't happy with me, even though: A, it was my ring And B, I'm pretty sure somewhere in my apartment?
My favorite "ADHD meds are dangerous, and can get you addicted", is that I had my morning pills box in front of me, and still took me two hours to remember to take them
Decided to play FAFO #Cyberpunk2077... I'll post the playthrough summary here (until ADHD takes the wheel and I forget) Why is it FAFO? Cause these bitches get the wheel:
When you reinstall BlueSky cause it's the only way to check on @trixietricoter.bsky.social
This week, I'm gonna have a new nephew... waiting patiently for him to decide
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#yunmengshuangjie #jinzixuan Jin Zixuan: hi, I came to bail out my wife Officer: she was with her brothers Jin Zixuan: is there a discount if I pay for the three of them?
Eli 🍉🐎 🎃@darkbluemint.bsky.social · last yr.#yunmengshuangjie #incorrectquotes Jiang Cheng, entering the precinct: good night, I came to bail out my brother Officer: which one is your brother? Jiang Cheng: oh, you must be new here
The fact that Alhaitham's birthday letter is basically him being Paimon's advisor... letting her know about her tests and studies Mr "I don't like doing bothersome things", saw Paimon and went "but she's worth it" Also, Paimon is a Vahumana student, it fits her
Everyone is interested in Heated Rivalry and how good it is... and you, sitting quietly, remembering reading the Stucky fanfiction
People need to stop calling weak men "small dick energy", cause I have been informed, by several straight women, that men with small dicks tend to supplement this deficiency with additional skills
So, I forgot my older sister calls her winter bush (not a plant) old grandpa Older sister: old grandpa is officially dead, winter is over Me, who has no grandfather alive: grandpa is dead? 😱 Older sister: ... Eli Me, five minutes later, realizing: ohhhhhh
Me, to my new Argentinian DM, slightly shy: I was wondering if I could play a warlock/paladin, who has a both a pact and is a follower of sailor moon Argentinian DM: that's awesome! Do you mind if I tell the cleric? He was looking for a god
PSA, from a Minnesotan to the southies: water, you gonna gallons of water, battery powered radio, extra batteries flashlight, non perishables (peanut butter, eggs, cans, cookies, granola, rice, nothing that needs refrigeration), can opener! Thermal blanket, the emergency kind, hygiene products,
And this is why I don't fear an AI apocalypse anymore I'll still apologize to my toaster when I shout at it.... just in case
Count Mysterioso@mysteriosox.bsky.social · 10mo agoThis is quite a post www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/reality-is...
The thing about living in a small city, and being a lesbian, is that I either already met most of the women on the app... or they're women looking for a third with their boyfriend They get really quiet when I tell them that I'm up for pegging their boyfriends
Not buying it is the better--- Ohhh, you mean stealing it and throwing it in the garbage, that's better
Tama 🍳💜🧡@tamasama.bsky.social · 10mo ago"never judge a book by its cover" unless it's AI generated, then you should judge it very hard and throw it in the garbage
My eyes are getting more fucked up, had to stop playing games cause I could barely read the text... and I'm not doing so hot reading up close either
I know that Maduro was a fucking piece of shit... still I apologize profusely for what my country did* in Venezuela *Or might do
Everyone: you're going to spend Christmas alone 🥺 Me, a social introvert:
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