Darkest
@darkestwolf.bsky.social
Mutant wolf with an affinity for all things round and nerdy. 23. She/Her/He/Him. Dating the lovely @echo0405.bsky.social Pfp by @DragonTzin.bsky.social
Today's fatfur fast food employee meal is a 14 inch pizza with ground beef, bacon, mushroom, and minced garlic. No sauce. Each slice topped with an avocado slice. This is the fattiest and greasiest pizza I've made so far and it's sooooo good. Had with a diet Dr. Pepper. I'm watching my figure uwu
While I get my ass in gear to finish it, here is one of the first few pages of the zine Im working on.
I have got to hire someone to hold me at gunpoint until I finish that damn fat fur zine. The articles are horribly outdated by now.
Dippin dots but its just a lot of very cold micro berries in a cup.
I spent a long time being used to not being allowed to have food while working in fast food. As soon as I got a job where it was allowed and encouraged, once I got passed the shock, I kept testing the limits of what I can make and how much I can stuff into myself on the clock. It's awesome
I sometimes wonder if my coworkers are trying to fatten me up... in a non-kink way. They are always making sure I take breaks to eat, giving me food they made at home or at work, giving me sweets, making me sit more, etc. It's very sweet but makes me wonder... I am the biggest of us already.
Working in fast food as a fat fur is a DANGEROUS combo. If it's ever even a little bit slow, I am finding myself something to eat. Today I made a smash burger with a whole avocado, bacon, mushrooms, jalapenos, cheese, and burger sauce with a side of mozzarella sticks. Burger bigger than my face.
one gallon of Elmer's glue while i can't actually find any reputable sourcing on it, glue is often claimed to be around 6 calories per teaspoon. this may be an obfuscation of a similar fun fact, where the glues on the back of postage stamps are ~5.9 calories total but if it's true, ~4600 calories
Fat thighs that can never fully separate due to their girth. Perma-thigh-pussy.
It's bizarre. I have no motivation to do anything more than half the time but as soon as a challenge or a commission or some clear short term goal appears then I'm ON IT.
Going to the Coyote movie this afternoon! I’m so glad I’m finally able to see it after years of studio bullshit, he’s the mascot we need in 2026 #coyotevsacme
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Sometimes this is just the mood, yknow?
I Don't Need Friends. They Disappoint Me.
Alt: I Don't Need Friends. They Disappoint Me.
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Do you recall that episode where Shiron eats too much and struggle flying ? No ? Is it just me ? Little challenge for the weekend, hope you like my animation <3
Being helplessly rolled away in just about amy context is peak. Bonus points if there is muffled shouting and flailing/jiggling involved.
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What is it with lesbians in media hitting rock bottom and becoming underground boxers?
Coyote Vs ACME was great! Do yourself a favor and see it in theaters. It's what we fought for!
Oh no!! Looks like Fate got stuck in the chocolate pipe! Worry not, Bliss's new invention will assist by lifting up her shirt and poking her face for 15 minutes!
Did anybody else move on from their imaginary friends as lids by giving them a canon and public death?
Okay, enough time has passed. I'm ready to share my worst college struggle meal. Canned chili mixed with pancake batter and chili powder. Cooked in a mini waffle iron for like 10 minutes each.
"Look, I get that's your mate and all, but the juice inside them is... And you've just kissed them... If you had let me explain you would know it's contagious... Now I have two berries to deal with... Great..."
