Gentlemonster- Team Mystery
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He/They Part time artist, part time stagehand, part time record store dude Full time ghoul Probably the least online person you know https://www.gentlemonsterart.com/ Lost in a lost world
I saw a spot of tar on the sidewalk that looked like The Black Rabbit of Inlé from Watership Down
just remembered the fursuit base I ordered is out for delivery *vibrates*
Got the house allll to myself for a few days, ask me anything I guess? ngl.link/cannibalteeth
Tom Cruise Dance in Risky Business
ALT: Tom Cruise Dance in Risky Business
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Soon I will have a special announcement regarding these creatures of the deep and the stars, but for now... A requested familiar in black and purple, a favorite among warlocks and necromancers. #needlefelt #fantasyart #dndart #lovecraft #monsterart
It’s hilarious to me that dudes are like “I need to be roided out and 6’3’’ for women to want me” when in my experience most women want to fuck astarion baldur’s gate or that Tim Curry oil slick guy from fern gully
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
mood Bipolar crew checkin! How’s everyone doing? Remember: you aren’t God, it’s just sunny out
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! I'm also holding my first-ever MYSTERY BAG SALE! $20 gets you a goodie bag of mysterious surprises from my inventory, as well as a mystery doodle! Feelin' lucky? Nab one and join in the fun! https://shop.irisjay.net/collections/new-stuff/products/fall-2026-mystery-bag-sale
got far enough into this current simpsons rewatch to see my favorite scene in the entire show. some of the funniest animation they've ever done and dan castellaneta's gutteral "ow... OWWWWWWWWWWWW" wrecks me every time
"Actually, this is not fine" Acrylic markers on reclaimed MDF board #art #acrylic #climateart #darkart #animalart
Get it while it's hot! For today's I Want My DinoTV, I went back to Stanley and the Dinosaurs. It made me wonder about why we don't ask what our fictional dinosaurs might want. Read and sign-up on Buttondown! buttondown.com/restingdinof...
I Want My DinoTV: Stanley and the Dinosaurs
What if we stopped to ask dinosaurs what they want?
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It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
“when I was forcibly prevented from exercising my inalienable right to partake in the bottomless fries from Red Robin”
people refer to the pandemic and say stuff like "when we were in lockdown" and i don't think they know what that word means.
watching whatever this is for movie night
the angel Raúl and the vampire Gavin defeat the human king. A paper collage from 2019.