This is me if you even care

just saw a commercial for a "double cheeseburger." two beef patties in the same burger. i've never heard of anything like that in my entire life. sign of the times i guess

Rubbing my pussy christmasly

the interesting thing about atheists is that the vast majority of them fervently believe in santa claus. i couldn't tell you why, but it's frankly really charming, and i mean who am i to tell them they're wrong

#moodboard

its sapphic yearning time oh god

If you see this picture, put 🇵🇸 to help me spread it, 🫂 🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒 gofund.me/1b5beef0

i’m an album girly playlists are cool but listening to an entire album in order, the way the artist intended? that’s where it’s at for me personally

Trying to enter the future rn

it’s crazy seeing the difference between social medias because on some you’ll have bangers at 2-300 likes and on others 300 likes is a death sentence to your relevancy

What else would you use it for?

Sharing music is a love language

Danger

out here doin the lords work (licking batteries)

Chat GPT is the answer to the question of what if the oracle just lied to everyone

The year is 2026, your pizza is made of cauliflower. Your rice? Cauliflower. Your spouse calls your cauliflower phone. You answer. She’s been replaced with cauliflower.

🍅🍅🍅

Just typed "Merry Christmas" in a text and it autocorrected to "Meh Christmas" and I'm all, damn, phone, what happened to your holiday spirit

in case it's not obvious by now, this is how I pick things to watch

wonder how many accounts i've made using a username i came up with when i was 10

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

this is the third thing i've seen on this app and i love it

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 3y ago

I get the butterfly. It's blue, it's in the sky, it invokes the memory of the other place that had a blue guy flying around. It's not terrible. But it needs a huge cock