😠 Parilani Pie
@parilani.sparkle.blue
lowercase human™️ pastel goblin™️ she/any not cis • not het • not monog dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cm
stop reading all my private thoughts i post all over the internet >:l
sometimes, when i'm having a panic attack, my cat will lay on my chest and let me hug him real right while he purrs, other times he randomly comes over when i'm minding my own business and tries to eat my face. it's called balance
do people who would give you the shirt off their back know how shirts work?
Thank you all for your health suggestions (die), relationships advice (go fuck yourself), and open minded attitude to a balanced diet (eat a bag of dicks)
Teach a man to fish and he’ll get drunk on a boat for one day. Feed a man to a fish and you’ll have a cool story for the rest of your life
I love it when people say I’m lazy. It saves me telling them
me: how many haunted dolls does it take to change a lightbulb friend: are you okay
i should probably go play music tonight and get some of that good “feeling a part of a community” stuff that improves my mental health or whatever but crying in a goblin nest in my bed just sounds more appealing?
oh you believe group chats are real? prove it invite me to one
"i dont get it" p much sums up the entirety of my experience on the internet
Tarot Card Reader: and this is the Death card Me: well i hear that could mean lots of things, not necessarily… Tarot Card Reader: and this is the Later On Today card Me: … Tarot Card Reader: this one is the King of Chewing Your Food Real Good Me: at least… Tarot Card Teader: he’s upside down
Leaving my mark on the world by accidentally clicking a pen open and drawing lines on everything.
