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She/They A human, as far as anyone can prove

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Boomer@dasboomer.bsky.social · 3d ago

But we're discovering this information after the fact, so the real threat is that Jensen Huang will turn out to already have dated all women on earth, meaning there's nothing we can do to stop him.

tef@tef.bsky.social · 3d ago

jensen huang has tripled the amount of partners he has in just under two weeks. if these trends continue, i think we need to have a serious conversation about the possibility of jensen huang dating every women on earth even in moderate scenarios he may send up with 82% of all leather jackets

Boomer@dasboomer.bsky.social · 5d ago

Oh my fucking god I hate this so much. Remake Shop Around the Corner. Do a different modernization, one where we aren't supposed to think corporate destruction of small businesses is romantic.

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Boomer@dasboomer.bsky.social · last mo.

I know it's a very small suspension of disbelief, but personally I would really like to see the Benoit Blanc continuity address the simultaneous existence of Jeremy Renner (whose small batch hot sauce appears in Glass Onion) and Dr. Nat Sharp, played by Jeremy Renner in Wake Up Dead Man.

Boomer@dasboomer.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Oh no. I am rereading an old book I know well, and I have accidentally fancast an actor as one of the characters, and now I'm gonna be reading the whole thing agonized that I'll never actually get to see that.

Boomer@dasboomer.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The plus side of accidentally cutting myself with an X-acto knife is that the cut is so clean it barely hurts and will likely heal well. The down side that I did, like, THE thing you're supposed to be careful not to do with an X-acto knife.

Boomer@dasboomer.bsky.social · 2mo ago

So, my niece and I made cupcakes and decorated them together. I'm kinda mad how good she is at this. How is a seven year old showing up my piping skills? Proud/mad.

Boomer@dasboomer.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I made cake. Bluesky won't let me upload photos, so have to image the series of images. Sloppy chocolate cake with three six inch tiers. Same cake with the top two tiers sliced in half, sliding away from each other, held in place on one side by a large knife and the other by hand. Cake parts in tub.

Boomer@dasboomer.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Today my mom got jump scared by a goth at a bus stop. I was just driving down the road and saw two goths, and right as we passed one turned toward the street and I saw her makeup was extensive and impressive and then my mom was like 'Oh my god, what was that?!'

Boomer@dasboomer.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Necessary context: my first ever pap smear got a sketchy result so I had been called in for the much more unpleasant procedure one step up. Doctor doing the procedure is fine, but the head of the department comes in with a trainee and asks to observe. Trainee is male, other doctors female. 1/

Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"

Boomer@dasboomer.bsky.social · 3mo ago

In an extremely on brand move, I have hurt my own feelings by becoming obsessed with a show that has a terrible ending. It aired from 2010-2015, this information was freely available, and yet. Ah well, this is what fanfiction is for. :þ

Boomer@dasboomer.bsky.social · 5mo ago

So, um, of the things it can be disconcerting to have someone shout out you in a quiet, isolated, public place and you can struggle to understand until they've repeated a few times as you approach each other: 'You're being stalked by coyotes!' now tops my list, I guess.