Gazebo Time Machine Or Hot Tub Gazebo

An Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog@hugobookclub.bsky.social · 9h ago

Replace one word in a movie title with the word “Gazebo.”

KEMI BADENOCH PLANS TO WIN NEXT GENERAL ELECTION

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 15h ago

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

Story that keeps happening 1. Scandal breaks out involving someone with obvious bad vibes 2. Colleagues and admirers circle the wagons 3. Another revelation 4. Doubling down intensifies for some reason 5. Damning no-way-back career-wrecking revelation 6. “But how could we have known?”

At this level you’re far more a politician than an executive, and on the evidence of this Infantino is at the same level of skill as a county councillor for Reform UK who didn’t understand the job and resigned in the first week

George Pearkes@peark.es · 11h ago

oh it's getting real *INFANTINO OFFERS MOROCCO WORLD CUP FINAL FOR SUPPORT: TIMES

Bluesky is not a 'post-war modernism' bubble, it's just one of increasingly few public spaces where neo-Victorian urbanism gets called out, and if that makes you uncomfortable, you need to think about that

ChinnyVision@chinnyvision.bsky.social · 16h ago

Bluesky is not a "Crossroads bubble". It's just one of increasingly few public spaces where Coronation Street fans get called out, and if that makes you uncomfortable, you need to think about that.

Knowing how British corporate ownership works we’d end up with the Daily Mirror owned by Hungry Horse pubs, who’d then shut it down when they themselves were bought by OmniBastard Private Equity

Jason Scott-Warren@jes1003.bsky.social · 21h ago

22,000 signatures so far for our petition against the corrupt UK media. Please sign at petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76... and then share the hell out of it.

www.maptap.gg August 5 99🎯 100🎯 81🌟 84😁 95🏅 Final score: 898

I feel like at least some of this self corrects when you stop giving yourself mental medals like "ally" and just act normal with other people who are in fact for the most part, also just normal people

Kathryn Tewson@kathryntewson.bsky.social · 2d ago

A PSA to my fellow cis people who are (or want to believe they are) trans allies If you are getting pushback from trans people and your reaction is to be all “no! not me! I’m one of the good ones!” please remember that “being one of the good ones” is something you DO, not something you ARE

What 3-4 things about my reading habits would people like to know (I am nowhere near popular enough to get to 20)

Mo 🌸📚@moplayspoke.bsky.social · 2d ago

1 like = 1 book question 📚💙

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I wonder which part of ‘was repeatedly cruel and inflammatory towards disadvantaged minority groups’ Ben Goldacre liked so much

Just wondering who’ll be first out of the blocks tomorrow with a ‘Vile Bluesky lefties shame Britain with cruel glee over death of humorous fwend uwu smol bean Rod Liddle’ and guessing probably… Alison Pearson

I'd rather people knew me for my kindness, empathy and charm in public rather than that just being for my friends while everyone else thought I was an obnoxious wanker

Richard Gadsden@po8crg.gadsden.online · 3d ago

I see Rosie Duffield wrote an encomium about what a lovely kind witty man he was. And Kathleen Stock and Julie Bindel have both called him a "great man". Such protectors of women and girls.

Also try to live your life so that Rebekah Brooks doesn’t pay tribute to you.

News of the death of Rod Liddle reminds us all that we need to empty the cat litter tray when we get home, because it's starting to smell quite bad because of all the shit and piss in there, so much shit and piss

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I’m sure the Royal Navy, who can hardly muster a boat at all at the moment for actual defence, would happily drop all that stuff in favour of breaking international humanitarian and maritime law in home waters to help blathering racist idiots look all brave and tough news.sky.com/story/politi...

Politics latest: Reform pledges to use navy to stop small boats in Channel

Reform UK says a Nigel Farage-led government would send the Royal Navy into the Channel to intercept all migrant boats - and is accused by Labour of "reheating" old proposals. Follow the latest.

news.sky.com

Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?

Nostalgic Things@nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 3d ago

without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?

Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x

Went to see The Odyssey. Punishingly boring, punishingly worthy, punishingly loud and punishingly long. One of the worst cinema experiences of my entire life. I don’t know what film all you others went to see, but that was *shit* #review

I suspect that whether or not Lowe actually would do any of this given the opportunity is moot, because his highest priority is sticking it to Nigel Farage for snubbing him in 2024. He will implode the entire right wing to ruin that man, will scorch the Earth entire. Spite is an incredible motivator

Sunder Katwala (sundersays)@sundersays.bsky.social · 4d ago

Rupert Lowe pitches a deal from Restore to Farage's Reform. His conditions are full adoption of Restore's policies on mass deportations" including "millions must go" slogan on legal migrants + his policies on Islam + a referendum on death penalty + the ditching of Rupert Jenrick & Suella Braverman

‘Burrell’s still got mum’s knickers’

RadarOnline@radaronline.com · 2w ago

Prince Harry is said to have offered five words as a 'peace' gesture to his older brother, William.

Yes lockdown was really tough for kids. Lots of those kids are teenagers now so maybe as a thank you our establishments could stop deliberately making even more things worse for them due to a weird systemic hatred of our own youth

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We are watching old episodes of Taskmaster and I have decided the thing I most want to see is Sue Perkins and Susan Wakoma doing Waiting for Godot

Life expectancy rising and poverty falling constantly across the world by 50% while the human population trebled I KNOW HUMANITY IS DESTROYING THE PLANET, BUT FRANKLY IT COUKD BE A LOT WORSE

Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 5d ago

I like this brainstorm: greatest achievements since 1969. Number one for me: eradicating smallpox What else?

Lewis Goodall taking something of a reputational bath this evening, I see

Headlines like this show that devolution is working. It has to be a politically neutral structure where things can fail as well as succeed or there’s no point doing it

Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 5d ago

One of the problems with Burnham’s devolution agenda is already clear. He wants to give a proportion of income tax to elected mayors to boost the local area. Tories and Reform want to give the cash back to citizens as tax rebates and are saying it’s not proper devolution if Burnham blocks them.

Next door’s Tesco delivery has parked up and the driver is listening to Satie’s Gymnopedies as he unloads

It forever needs pointing out that the main political purpose of a large centre-right party is to keep the fascists penned in. At this rate Labour could well win the next election, but who will they be opposing in the election after that? I hope someone’s thinking about this at a higher level today

Owen Winter@owenwntr.bsky.social · 5d ago

Manchester mayoral results, first round Bev Craig - Labour 47% (+24 vs local elections) Reform 21% (-10) Green 12% (-7) Restore 9% (new) Conservative 8% (-3) Lib Dem 3% (-7)