Lozenge 2 | SF Bay Area
@datelozengesf.bsky.social
@datelozenge.com ‘s backup account 🩷 Break in case of emergency!
I randomly remembered this one guy who sent me 3 paragraphs of unsolicited “feedback” on my website when it 1st launched… including hits like: “not a fan of the color combo” …then proceeded to ask what he could get with a $200 monthly budget 😭🤦♀️ baby, a LinkedIn Premium subscription.
Hehe I love to see someone’s naughty date night vision come to life via my wishlist 😈
I’m convinced I’ve blocked like 1/3rd of Bay Area clients at this point 🫣 I’ll live & die by The Golden Rule!
I just used a dishwasher for the first time & I am FASCINATED
I think I have to use my cat’s nonplussed stare of judgement as a reaction meme
Hot off the presses! New silly little blog post out now ❤️ www.datelozenge.com/post/notes-o.... #DateSF
Notes on the Men I’ve Loved
One of the best, most rewarding, parts of this work is getting to connect and create with a new person. Genuinely. That’s why, when I designed my dream date model, I made sure to include a brief socia...
datelozenge.com
It’s always when it’s too hot in the office, that my tits want to do this all day Finally free from cardigan prison 🍒
The ADHD companion pt. 3: I TOTALLY forgot I was doing the dishes 4 hours ago (it is now 1 am) 😭 I got distracted changing out my site pics then looking at my nudes folder LOL
Lozenge 2 | SF Bay Area@datelozengesf.bsky.social · 2mo agoIn today’s episode: I drank 225mg of caffeine to lock in on admin stuff at 5pm… Dryer beeps. Let’s be responsible & put these away before they wrinkle... …And noooow all my closets are color coordinated 🤦♀️🤣 (And sleeve length in the second, thus the incomplete rainbow)
PSA: If you are overtly sexual with me on my Q&A, I will be a meanie. It’s disrespectful to me & any client I’ve ever had in the last 5 years, to try to skip the line & ask for a free sample Genuinely I am a very kind person, but this isn’t a non-profit. I already have 3 of those jobs 🫶
Sometimes I get really stressed & conflicted not knowing if my heaven should look like a bunch of sex all day OR if I’d rather be in some big animal sanctuary Then I remember we are doomed to dystopian hell actually, so need to worry about heaven
Marie's Sigh
ALT: Marie's Sigh
static.klipy.com
I’m leading my first group session w/ a bunch of teen girls today 🥹 And I’m so excited but so nervous lol, wish me luck!!
I’m an anemic, which means if you want me to do our overnight in the nude, you’re forced to pay an additional tax of warm cuddles 💤
As someone who can easily go through 15 hours of flights without a minute of sleep, taking a nap with you really is my highest form of compliment & affection. Maybe I’ll evolve to start purrring next
Why does god give the busiest schedules to the sleepiest girls 😞
Tired Hamster Takes a Nap
ALT: Tired Hamster Takes a Nap
static.klipy.com
My vacation friend turned sour on me, so now I am booking myself another hotel mid-trip & planning my solo birthday dinner 🥲 (This is a friend from college, not that type of friend. I would much rather be with a friend-friend. Sad!)
He looks so sweet and innocent… He’s not. He’s an asshole.
Every vehicle should have tints because how did I just get cat called 5 lanes ACROSS the Bay Bridge That’s what I get for trying to wistfully look out the window while listening to Beach House
This is Wilson. He was born with a blurry tail. Not sure if he'll ever grow out of it. 13/10 we love him just the way he is
In today’s episode: I drank 225mg of caffeine to lock in on admin stuff at 5pm… Dryer beeps. Let’s be responsible & put these away before they wrinkle... …And noooow all my closets are color coordinated 🤦♀️🤣 (And sleeve length in the second, thus the incomplete rainbow)
Lozenge SF | Bay Area 🍸@datelozenge.com · 2mo agoYour local ADHD companion: - Yay! Let’s book this hotel room! - Should get a new dress for this? Browsing sales… - Crap, assignment due tonight - Wait, I forgot to text X back - Let’s get a snack first. - Read assignment. Hm, boring. - Dress? Wait, text. No, hotel room. ASSIGNMENT!
