Alright, @jenthorne.bsky.social and #PoetsOfDoom have requested a little #ArsPoetica strangeness... careful what you wish for. 🫠 #poetry #writing #freeverse #blueskypoetry @daveashleypoet.bsky.social @sonnetsmith.bsky.social @phylogeneticsteve.bsky.social
Dave Ashley
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social
Story Teller, Word Juggler, all round good egg, Poet from the North of England. ADHD, cPTSD, LGBTQ+ Ally (I'm sure I have more letters) Anti Fascist, quite left wing Part of the #PoetsOfDoom collective
The triolet, an intricate form Eight lines with repeated refrains Makes it shine from the norm The triolet, an intricate form Always come on an absolute storm. With a beauty you can't contain The triolet, an intricate form Eight lines with repeated refrains #Poetsofdoom #ArsPoetica
😁 Happy Sunday to all 😁 This weeks #PoetsOfDoom is going arsey - #ArsPoetica that is! Pick your favourite poetic form and write a poem about it, in said form. Clear as mud, right? Don't worry, there's a link below and a couple of examples to help clarify! www.writersdigest.com/write-better...
😁 Happy Sunday to all 😁 This weeks #PoetsOfDoom is going arsey - #ArsPoetica that is! Pick your favourite poetic form and write a poem about it, in said form. Clear as mud, right? Don't worry, there's a link below and a couple of examples to help clarify! www.writersdigest.com/write-better...
Five, seven and five Count syllables on fingers It is the best way #Poetsofdoom #ArsPoetica
😁 Happy Sunday to all 😁 This weeks #PoetsOfDoom is going arsey - #ArsPoetica that is! Pick your favourite poetic form and write a poem about it, in said form. Clear as mud, right? Don't worry, there's a link below and a couple of examples to help clarify! www.writersdigest.com/write-better...
#SillySeptember #senomistics #tanka School of witchcraft; A space for senomistics; Mystical words learned; and wands waved over head, as Senomistics learn their craft
#SillySeptember when words collide, civilisations crumble. The word to include #senomistics
#SillySeptember #senomistics @daveashleypoet.bsky.social it drains endowments and boggles my foggy mind while the undergrads are studying senomistics the grads are on to neo-senomistics and the post-docs are writing post-senomistic tomes meanwhile 3 year olds are solving rubik’s cubes in 3 seconds
#SillySeptember when words collide, civilisations crumble. The word to include #senomistics
No time to get bogged Down in senomistics, such Hysterical hues. #SillySeptember #senomistics #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity @daveashleypoet.bsky.social
I took a class on senomistics well, I tried to they kicked me out when I took out my rongelle and started to pranchet apparently that's rude I thought it was senomistics who knew? #SillySeptember #pranchet #senomistics #rongelled #poetry @daveashleypoet.bsky.social 😁
elaborative piece enriching observation not a long haiku just meandering along yet entails unique rhythm #PoetsOfDoom #ArsPoetica #tanka #poetry @jenthorne.bsky.social @phylogeneticsteve.bsky.social @sonnetsmith.bsky.social @daveashleypoet.bsky.social
Senior senescence slowing you down? Try our senomistic spray! A squirt a day keep the stairlift away! "Works well" - Bob Eiderdown "I named my cat after Steven Seagal" - Phyllis Longjohn "They should put this in restroom hand dryers" - Tommy Masculate. @daveashleypoet.bsky.social #SillySeptember
For #PoetsOfDoom #Crowds With much thanks to the Doom Team @jenthorne.bsky.social @daveashleypoet.bsky.social @sonnetsmith.bsky.social @phylogeneticsteve.bsky.social
Did my PHD in #senomistics I'm senomistically sound but nobody understands me I'm not their kind of man It's not much fun being only one I'd love share my knowledge but I'm ostracized called a nerd get showered with rotten eggs and porridge @daveashleypoet.bsky.social #SillySeptember
#SillySeptember when words collide, civilisations crumble. The word to include #senomistics
#SillySeptember when words collide, civilisations crumble. The word to include #senomistics
Tritzy bitzy batzly blue One more push, here comes a poo It looks like someone but, God, who Could it be Louis Theroux
#SillySeptember can you show me the words? Princess Jasmine - Alladin perhaps...ish... maybe The word to include #tritzy
Glittering tritzy Hanging from the tree, pixie Droppings like rubies. #SillySeptember #tritzy #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity @daveashleypoet.bsky.social
Have you ever danced the #tritzy tritzty doo it can be done anywhere even on your bed it's best in summer with pink lemonade you'll take with you all your memories right through to your grave
#SillySeptember can you show me the words? Princess Jasmine - Alladin perhaps...ish... maybe The word to include #tritzy
#SillySeptember #tritzy @daveashleypoet.bsky.social this president is totally on the fritz covered in gold leaf putting on the ritz his tone deaf wife is always just as fritzy stilettos at disasters looking kinda tritzy pawing @ p—y with his grubby mitts leaving poopy puddles everywhere he sits
#SillySeptember can you show me the words? Princess Jasmine - Alladin perhaps...ish... maybe The word to include #tritzy
A bump in the road Can it be traversed again I shall persevere #haikufeels #haiku
#SillySeptember #pranchet I know I can fix it; I just need the correct tools; The thingamabob might do the trick; along with a long handled pranchet tool.
#SillySeptember I wrangle words like a wrangler if wonder!!!!! The word to include #pranchet
It can't be described as really writing, per se, rongelled scribble forms drawing pads, you next to me, four a.m. you couldn't sleep, So I couldn't sleep, sat there rongelling along you are left handed and apparently I'm now actually ambidextrous. #rongelled #sillyseptember #poetry #5amwritersclub
#SillySeptember Off to discover morecambe, plumb its depths, find WORDS!! the word to include #rongelled Still in an intermittent dead zone. Steve say hello to everyone
#SillySeptember can you show me the words? Princess Jasmine - Alladin perhaps...ish... maybe The word to include #tritzy
Well, shit in a bag And punch it, shifty pranchet Back for more grifting. #SillySeptember #pranchet #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity @daveashleypoet.bsky.social
Your hands are crossed with silver when you meet Esmerelda #Pranchet you will change your demeanour when you enter her tent she will tell you your fortune sing you a song spread butter and honey all over your bread #SillySeptember @daveashleypoet.bsky.social
#SillySeptember I wrangle words like a wrangler if wonder!!!!! The word to include #pranchet
#SillySeptember #pranchet @daveashleypoet.bsky.social at dinner with andre we ordered pranchet but i said pranchit and he said pranchay his was served on an artsy dish removing the lid the steam itself from the demiglaze was heavenly mine came on a paper plate and a catsup bottle with a gooey cap
#SillySeptember I wrangle words like a wrangler if wonder!!!!! The word to include #pranchet
#SillySeptember I wrangle words like a wrangler if wonder!!!!! The word to include #pranchet
#SillySeptember #Verism #tanka I got all dressed up Dressed up in my very best My little black dress It’s a knock off Vera Wang Let’s call it a Verism
#SillySeptember do what though wilt with the Englush language, that is the whole of the law - A Crowley...ish The word to include #Verisim Still in intimitant signal Bermuda triangle. Here is a group Steve
"My uncle's name is Veris, and he always used to say that a dog's nose knows no wrong." "One of his #Verisims, eh?" They both watched at their hunting dog poked his nose into an empty knot in the tree, then it pulled out a sack of gold coins. "See, told ya." #SillySeptember #writing
#SillySeptember do what though wilt with the Englush language, that is the whole of the law - A Crowley...ish The word to include #Verisim Still in intimitant signal Bermuda triangle. Here is a group Steve
See the world biggest pencil. Wasn't allowed to take it home. Bastards
#SillySeptember #Verisim @daveashleypoet.bsky.social in a Verisim fugue bliss overwhelms my psychic ram i try reminding myself it isn’t real but words are static text is special characters I becomes & & pinch myself primary colored one winged butterflies exit the wound crawling back into cocoons
#SillySeptember do what though wilt with the Englush language, that is the whole of the law - A Crowley...ish The word to include #Verisim Still in intimitant signal Bermuda triangle. Here is a group Steve
I am sick of your #Verisim being wonderfully true I'd much prefer it if you gave us some obvious fake news because that I can relate to and swallow it whole but people speaking the truth really rattles my bones @daveashleypoet.bsky.social #SillySeptember #Verisim
#SillySeptember do what though wilt with the Englush language, that is the whole of the law - A Crowley...ish The word to include #Verisim Still in intimitant signal Bermuda triangle. Here is a group Steve