Señor Dinosaur - You’re Not A Christian Drops Friday July 31st wherever you stream!

“No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.” -Twain #WethePeople #UnitedWeStand #FreeSpeech #FreePress #FreeAmerica #PoliticizeReligiousHypocrisy #SeparationOfChurchAndState #ChristianInNameOnly #NoRelgiousHeretics

Dave Weasel@daveweasel.bsky.social · last wk.

Señor Dinosaur - You’re Not A Christian Drops Friday July 31st wherever you stream!

Señor Dinosaur - You’re Not A Christian Drops Friday July 31st wherever you stream!

@daveweasel.bsky.social

Standup comedy “lyric” video for Sea Levels Are Rising But Not Credit Scores from my newest album JEHOVAH’S THICCNESS. You can hear the whole thing wherever you stream or at linktree.com/daveweasel

**latest, not "last". It's about growing up Jehovah's Witness briefly. Please give a thumbs up and a nice comment if you like it, or a thumbs down and mean comment if you don't

Dave Weasel@daveweasel.bsky.social · 2mo ago

my last standup album JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is now on youtube as one video without ads youtu.be/WetaHYstq_Q

my last standup album JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is now on youtube as one video without ads youtu.be/WetaHYstq_Q

Dave Weasel - Jehovah's Thiccness [FULL ALBUM]

YouTube video by Dave Weasel

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Here it is with a better recording

Can you tell which Slipknot guitar solo this is from in standard tuning? (Also played slow and sloppy)

hey! Ex-JW here too! Thanks for this!

Just listened to the full album; it’s tastefully, and intelligently, funny! 10/10.

a standup comedy "lyric" video from my newest album JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS available wherever you stream www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rniv...

Dave Weasel - Sea Levels Are Rising But Not Credit Scores [stand up comedy lyric video]

YouTube video by Dave Weasel

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At least when Pam Bondi has to dye her hair in a prison toilet nobody will know the difference

New standup album about growing up in a cult called JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is out wherever you stream, or find it here: linktr.ee/daveweasel

Our cover of Maxwell Murder by Rancid is live on all streaming platforms! What do you think, did we butcher one of the best bass solos in punk music? Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=BOTJ... Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/39JQDE...

Anyone on reddit? Can you post this on r/ExJw - I would do it myself but I'm banned! It's my new standup album about growing up in the cult of Jehovah's Witness www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nno...

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

YouTube video by Dave Weasel - Topic

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My first Substack post open.substack.com/pub/daveweas...

Subculture, Not Subservience: Why Punk Isn't Right-Wing

Joe Rogan once said, very confidently, very incorrectly, that “Republicans are the new punk rock.” This is the kind of statement that sounds profound if you say it fast and don’t stop to think about i...

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Oh no he watched the Elon Musk video

That’s 800,000 people who were conned out of $2,500 each, and not only are they gonna vote for him AGAIN, but they’re gonna be like, “Bro, Trump’s next Fartcoin? This one’s for real this time”

Lauren Ashley Davis@laurenmeidasa.bsky.social · last yr.

Meanwhile, the Trumps have raked in over $100 million in trading fees as Trump makes moves to curb government efforts to regulate cryptocurrencies. More Than 800K Have Lost $2B on Trump’s Meme Coin www.thedailybeast.com/more-than-80...

Next up, Hugo Boss will design the uniforms and to save on embroidery costs DOGE will have the Secret Service stitched as SS

Lauren Ashley Davis@laurenmeidasa.bsky.social · last yr.

The United States Secret Service has tapped blockbuster movie director Michael Bay to create a recruiting advertisement that is expected to be unveiled in the stadium on Super Bowl Sunday, according to multiple NFL and Secret Service sources. www.cnn.com/2025/02/08/p...

Everyone knows you do the most amount of personal growth between 25 and 25 and a half

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · last yr.

JD Vance wants the fired racist back.

Ted Cruz set the standard for selling out your wife to MAGA and JD over here is trying to franchise it

HuffPost@huffpost.com · last yr.

JD Vance called on Elon Musk to rehire a DOGE staffer who resigned over newly uncovered racist social media posts.

Whiskey makes you call your ex at 3am. Cocaine makes you want to start a business with her

POLITICO Europe@politico.eu · last yr.

Colombian President Gustavo Petro said during a government meeting that cocaine is “not worse than whiskey” and that it's only illegal because it comes from Latin America.

JD Vance looks like a guy who has an emotional affair with his AI assistant

#TuckFrump@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 2y ago

JD Vance backs Trump's DEI claims after D.C. plane crash: Vice President JD Vance defended President Trump's contention that the tragic plane collision in Washington, D.C., was connected to diversity, equity and inclusion hiring practices within the Federal Aviation Administration. Driving the…

They should put his face on a confederate statue instead

The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 2y ago

Fox News is trying to make adding Donald Trump to Mount Rushmore happen.

If he makes it too expensive for Americans to survive here, the immigrants will deport themselves. CHESS NOT CHECKERS

Justin Wolfers@justinwolfers.bsky.social · 2y ago

Trump taxes Americans to retaliate at Colombia.

7 year anniversary of this tweet on the old place. Kept it to hammer this chud later in his replies. Thanks for the memories @daveweasel.bsky.social