some of us humans really can change kinda like viruses that mutate
Gosh, who knew apples were so damn satisfying. *chomping on an iPod Nano*
I lie to myself every week when I say “I can’t wait for the weekend!” Because let’s be so for real… weekends are for chores.
The beautiful thing about perspectives is that you have yours, and mine is correct.
You're right, it could be Waffle House
maddie 💚@maddiegreenheart.bsky.social · 16h agoihop could be better
Sorry I followed you back before immediately unfollowing, then blocking you. I'm old and all these buttons are confusing... let that be a lesson to you all!
Same energy as refusing to walk up to the front of the class to sharpen my pencil. Just me?
Gary@garyreniker.com · 19h ago
Lunch: Omelette (made with cherry tomatoes, chives, a splash of cream, a dash of soy sauce, and mozzarella cheese), served with strawberry jam toast. 🤍 • 🍽️
Turns out talking to someone like a human can resolve lots of issues. Not everyone, tho. Some people just get the professional “fuck off.”
I tried to be a ninja but I quickly discovered that my corduroy ninja suit was a bad idea
not to brag but I can still fit into my glasses from the last eclipse
Today I’m going to try to convince everyone that I’m a super chill normal dude.
I’m starting to think my “gut feeling” is just anxiety wearing a cowboy hat.